Zapatta

might wanna use PMs and delete your email addy from the sites front page

huh? buy $200 worth of craftsman tools and watch youtube vids, there has never been a time in history it was easier to fix a car yourself.

Stella Cidre with a Sake back is a fun time. They need to put both in those Capri Sun juice bags so I can go mobile.

nah the fires just clear a new place for homeless to build a shanty out of home depot pallets and blue tarps.

So CA has decided to give pedophiles, AIDs spreaders, and Border Jumpers a pass. Sounds like the foundation of the ultimate Utopia.

Cant escape your fate it seems.

Went from Russia to Chicago to CA. Soon CA will have turned itself into the USSR and you'll have gone full circle. Irony

Chicago is probably looking a little better to @Araysar right now.

mixed too much carbs with cocaine?

Pretty sure @Tanoomba was teaching small children, debatable if he qualifies as a man.

Male Nurse > Male Kindergarten teacher. That shit is creepy as fuck.

If you see one you like, I'll swing by and shoot you in the leg to get her attention.

EMT chicks are nuts, they come home w/ panties soaked saying I had a GSW tonight! Pretty sure they were all Goths in High School.

All hookers are automaticaly priced at a discount, 'damaged goods'

NWN and OG Fallout rocked, but nostalgia is better left unfulfilled

Hugh Hefner dead at 91

Silly Disney, blacks hate the gays.

I like drinking, fullstop. Only things I pass on are Jaeger and Sambuca. Licorice tastes like ass.

Hard to hate on legit Japanese high quality Sake, it is so neutral, closest spirit to water. Anything under $25 or US made is garbage.

Pro-Tip the less legible the writing on a bottle of Sake, the better it is. I can't even identify a single kanji and its got me hammered.