Annoying shit your wife does

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I'm fucking starving. Trex doesn't want to eat or know what she wants to eat for another 30 minutes. This happens every 30 minutes.

fucking loser
 
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Wife asks me to take our son to school so she can get to work "early". She then proceeds to sleep in and leave over 30 mins after me and our son is up eating breakfast. grrr
 
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Annoying shit my wife does .....probably posting dumb shit no one gives a fuck about on rererolled and not realize she's the butt of all jokes and pass it as 'trolling'.

Wait no, that's not my wife.
 
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We have a rule in my household, and I established it when we were dating. Took it from Everybody loves Raymond. The AIS rule. (Ass In Seat). If her ass is not in the seat at the time I communicated we are leaving, I leave. I did it a few times and she of course got mad, but it nipped it in the bud while we were dating and now we are 15 minutes early to everything. I am from the school if you are not 15 minutes early, then you are late.

Now we have a kid, and sometimes we are a little late due to her, but once she gets old enough to understand, I will AIS her ass as well.
 
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Annoying shit my wife does .....probably posting dumb shit no one gives a fuck about on rererolled and not realize she's the butt of all jokes and pass it as 'trolling'.

Wait no, that's not my wife.

Annoying shit my husband does .....probably post a joke that was funny by the first person who said it, still a few lolz after a second and third
person posted it but now is dumb and old.

Wait no, that's not my husband

A for effort though, fat ass
 
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Leon

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Annoying shit my husband does .....probably post a joke that was funny by the first person who said it, still a few lolz after a second and third
person posted it but now is dumb and old.

Wait no, that's not my husband

A for effort though, fat ass

It's not a joke, take the hint.
 
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My kids sleep in beds in a nice house. Closets are for clothes, Tanoomba and non living things.
 
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Uber Uberest

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Can confirm @Bragon is a cool guy. I believe he vacations at a beach in Deleware maybe, I forget, definitely not a fat guy vacation spot.
 
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Do not liet your wife, girlfriend hold a flashlight while trying to do something. Thank my later.
 
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Do not liet your wife, girlfriend hold a flashlight while trying to do something. Thank my later.

Any time there's any sort of productivity related to the physical universe I make sure my wife is completely removed from the scenario with no chance of influencing any point in the process.

I was once soldering copper in the basement so it was dripping forever. Had told wife not to use water. So after waiting like 30 minutes for the pipe to dry and getting close, she opens up a faucet and dumps a slug of cold water in my face. I shrug it off. Within a minute later another and then another. She was going to every sink to see if any of them worked because she thought I had turned the water back on but forgot to tell her because I'm forgetful.

Anymore with holding or a 3 handed operation I'll either ask a neighbor or rig something to do it. There is inevitably some completely unforeseen way that she'll hurt herself and completely destroy the project as a result of one of my character flaws.
 
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tyen

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slappin fingers against her phone.
 
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