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Dumb shit you do to your wife or husband
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I speak in a calm, rational manner thereby rendering whatever argument she's making invalid.
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Siliconemelons
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I like to talk, bs and heckle almost anyone during shopping trips etc. like at the grocery store "Did you have any problem finding anything today sir?" - "Yes, I could not find any of the free food" and other stupid useless banter.
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I've got thousands of these.
My favorite is when he's in the shower and washing his hair (I know when this is happening because he uses H&S and it has a super strong smell) he cleans and rinses his hair with his eyes closed. So I sneak in, turn the water to all the way cold and run away.
Then sit and wait for, "DAMN IT T".
Some of my best work.
My favorite is when he's in the shower and washing his hair (I know when this is happening because he uses H&S and it has a super strong smell) he cleans and rinses his hair with his eyes closed. So I sneak in, turn the water to all the way cold and run away.
Then sit and wait for, "DAMN IT T".
Some of my best work.
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TrollfaceDeux
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Stick my finger in her mouth while she is yawning, sometimes interrupting a yawn can trigger a series of yawn attempts that are also interrupted with fingers in the mouth hole.
edit- Also like to wait until she is sleeping, put my mouth around her nose and then give her a poof of air. not enough to violently explode her lungs, but just enough to let her know.
edit- Also like to wait until she is sleeping, put my mouth around her nose and then give her a poof of air. not enough to violently explode her lungs, but just enough to let her know.
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Yeah, the finger butt poke thing I think is universal husband fuckery. Key sound in my routine is "Boop". This behavior is in house, in grocery store, wherever....
Also, she made the mistake of playing nipple pinch on me with the "if I can see it through your shirt it's fair game" excuse. I have now also adopted this excuse and her bras offer so little padding she has no protection.
Blaming flatulence on the cat is a mutual sport for us.
As for easy, "out of the gate" husband fuckery all you really have to do it start taking women literally when they say things like "do whatever you want", or answer the question of where to eat with "wherever is fine, I don't care".
Also, she made the mistake of playing nipple pinch on me with the "if I can see it through your shirt it's fair game" excuse. I have now also adopted this excuse and her bras offer so little padding she has no protection.
Blaming flatulence on the cat is a mutual sport for us.
As for easy, "out of the gate" husband fuckery all you really have to do it start taking women literally when they say things like "do whatever you want", or answer the question of where to eat with "wherever is fine, I don't care".
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I would probably regularly shit in your shoes if I had to live with you.
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Then you'd have to buy me new shoes since I make no money. Sounds dumb and expensive.
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Argue semantics even if I agree with her just to see if I can shift her perspective on something. Definitely agree with the butt poke if she's walking up the stairs in front of me
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TrollfaceDeux
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Zaara
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Not sexual assault. I am asserting myself as a strong independent womyn who will note the presence of the patriarchal hard nipple, yet refuse to be subjugated by it. By taking it in my strong womyn fingers until he starts making funny noises, I have claimed both sovereignty and sexual independence over the piggish ideals of inherent male areola dominance.
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