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THE 150 COMPLEX PASSIONS, OR THOSE BELONGING TO THE SECOND CLASS,
COMPOSING THE THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF DECEMBER SPENT IN HEARING THE
NARRATIONS OF MADAME CHAMPVILLE; INTERSPERSED AMONGST WHICH ARE THE
SCANDALOUS DOINGS AT THE CHÂTEAU DURING THAT MONTH; ALL BEING SET DOWN
IN THE FORM OF A JOURNAL.


THE 1ST OF DECEMBER: Champville assumes the task of storytelling and relates the one
hundred and fifty following tales (the number of each precedes the tale).
1.Won't depucelate any save those aged between three and seven, but only cuntishly. 'Tis he
who deflowers Champville at the age of five.

2.He ties a girl of nine in a curled-up position and depucelates her from behind.

3.He wishes to rape a girl of twelve or thirteen, and depucelates her while holding a pistol against
her heart.

4.He likes to frig a man upon a maiden's cunt, he uses the fuck for pomade, and next encunts
the maid while she is held by the man.

5.He wishes to depucelate three girls in succession, one in the cradle, one at the age of five, the
other at seven.

THE 2ND.

6. He'll not depucelate anyone who is not between nine years old and thirteen. His
prick is enormous; four women are needed to hold the virgin. The same individual Martaine
speaks of, who only embuggers three-year-olds, the same hell-inspired individual.

7.He has his valet depucelate the maid, aged ten to twelve, before his eyes, and during the
operation touches them nowhere save upon the ass. He now fondles the girl's, now the valet's.
Discharges upon the valet's ass.

8.He wishes to depucelate a girl destined to be married the following day.

9.He wishes the marriage to be performed, and to depucelate the bride at some time between
the hour of the mass and the moment the couple retires to bed.

10.He would have his valet, a very ingenious personage, go about marrying girls left and right
and bring them to his master, who therewith fucks them, and next sells them to procuresses.

THE 3RD.

11.He must be provided with two sisters; he depucelates them.

12.He marries the girl, depucelates her, but 'tis all a fraud, the marriage is a fraud, once he's
fucked her, he leaves her.

13.He will only fuck a maid, and then only immediately after another man has deflowered her
while he has watched. He must have her cunt muddied up with sperm.

14.This one depucelates with an artificial engine, very large, and, without introducing himself,
discharges upon the hole he has cleared.

15.He will have none but maids of rank and distinction and pays for them in accordance with
their wealth. This individual proves to be the Duc, who will admit having depucelated more than
fifteen hundred of them over a period of thirty years.

THE 4TH.

16.He forces a brother to fuck his sister in his presence, then fucks her afterward; he
obliges both to shit before-hand.

17.He forces a father to fuck his daughter after he has himself had her maidenhead.

18.He brings his nine-year-old daughter to the brothel, and while she is held by a procuress,
depucelates her. He has had twelve daughters; has had all twelve maidenheads.

19.Must have virgins between the ages of thirty and forty to fuck.

20.He will depucelate no one but nuns, and spends immense sums of money to get them; he
fucks several.

'Tis the evening of the 4th of December, at the orgies, the Duc depucelates Fanny, who is held by
the four governesses and ministered by Duclos. He fucks her twice in a row, she faints, the
second time he fucks her while she is unconscious.

THE 5TH.

To celebrate the fifth week's festival, Hyacinthe and Fanny are joined in matrimony, the
marriage is consummated very publicly.

21.He would have the mother hold her daughter, he first fucks the mother, then depucelates the
daughter while she is held by the mother. The same one Desgranges mentions on the 20th of
February.

22.He likes adultery only; one must locate women for him who are generally known to be
virtuous and well behaved, he makes them disgusted with their husbands.

23.He enjoys having the husband come himself to prostitute his wife and hold her while he fucks
her. (Messieurs imitate that passion forthwith.)

24.He places a married woman upon a bed, encunts her while that woman's daughter,
suspended above, presents him with her cunt to be licked; the next instant he effects a reversal
and encunts the daughter while kissing the mother's asshole. When he has done licking the
daughter's cunt, he has her piss; then he kisses the mother's asshole and has her shit.

25.He has four daughters, legitimate and wedded; he wishes to fuck all four: he makes all four of
them conceive and bear children so as someday to have the pleasure of depucelating the
children he has had by his daughters and whom their husbands suppose to be their own.
Apropos of which the Duc recounts—but his anecdote cannot be numbered amongst the stories
because, Messieurs being unable to duplicate it, it does not compose a passion—the Duc
recounts, I say, that he once knew a man who fucked three children he had by his mother,
amongst whom there was a daughter whom he had marry his son, so that in fucking her he
fucked his sister, his daughter and his daughter-in-law, and thus he also constrained his son to
fuck his own sister and mother-in-law. Curval recounts another unusual history, that of a brother
and a sister who reached an agreement whereby each would surrender his children to the other:
the sister had a boy and a girl, so did the brother. They mixed the pudding in such wise that
sometimes they fucked their nephews, sometimes their own children, and sometimes their first
cousins, or else the brothers and sister would fuck while the father and mother, that is to say, the
brother and sister, fucked one another also.

That evening, Fanny is surrendered cuntwardly to the assembly, but as the Bishop and Monsieur
Durcet do not fuck cunts, she is only fucked by Curval and the Duc. Henceforth, she wears a
small ribbon aslant, like a baldric, and after the loss of both her pucelages she will wear a very
wide pink ribbon.

THE 6TH.

26.He has himself frigged while a woman is being frigged about the clitoris, and he
wishes to discharge at the same time the girl does, but he discharges upon the buttocks of the
man who frigs the girl.

27.He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs his ass and a third his prick; they
then exchange tasks, so that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass kissed,
each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are required of them all.

28.He licks the cunt of one girl while fucking a second in the mouth and while his asshole is
being licked by a third; then exchange of positions as above. The cunts must discharge, he
swallows their balm.

29.He sucks a beshitted ass, has a tongue frig his own beshitted asshole, and frigs himself upon
a beshitted ass; the three girls then exchange positions.

30.He has two girls frigged before his eyes, and alternately fucks the friggeresses from the rear,
but in the cunt, while they continue with their sapphotizings.
Zéphyr and Cupidon are upon that day discovered in the act of frigging each other, but they have
not yet had recourse to reciprocal embuggery; they are punished. Fanny is much encunted at the
orgies.

THE 7TH.

31.He would have an older girl introduce a younger girl to bad habits; the older must
frig her, give her wicked advice, and end up by holding her while he fucks her, whether virgin or
not.

32.He calls for four women; he fucks two of them orally, two cuntwardly, taking great care not to
insert his prick in a mouth until having first had it in a cunt. While all this is going on, he is closely
followed by a fifth woman, who throughout frigs his asshole with a dildo.
33.This libertine requires a dozen women, six young, six old and, if 'tis possible, six of them
should be mothers and the other six their daughters. He pumps out their cunts, asses and
mouths; when applying his lips to the cunt, he wants copious urine; when at the mouth, much
saliva; when at the ass, abundant farts.

34.He employs eight women to frig him; each of the eight must be situated in a different posture.
(This had better be illustrated by a drawing.)

35.Wishes to have three men and three women fucking each other in divers attitudes.

THE 8TH.

36.He forms twelve groups of two girls each; they are so arranged only their asses are
visible to him; all the rest of their bodies must be concealed from his sight. He frigs himself while
studying all those buttocks.

37.He has six couples simultaneously frig themselves in a room paneled with mirrors; each
couple is composed of two girls frigging each other in various and equally lubricious postures. He
is in the middle of the room, he regards both the couples and their reflections, and discharges in
the middle of it all, having been frigged by an old woman. He has kissed the buttocks of every
participant in this drama.

38.He has four streetwalkers besot themselves with wine and then fight with each other while he
looks on; and when they are thoroughly drunk, they one after another vomit into his mouth. He
favors the oldest and ugliest women possible.

39.He has a girl shit in his mouth, but does not eat her turd, and while the first girl is in action, a
second sucks his prick and frigs his ass; while discharging, he shits into the hand of the girl who
is socratizing him. The girls exchange places.

40.He has a man shit into his mouth and eats while a little boy frigs him, then the man frigs him
and he has the boy shit.

That evening, at the orgies, Curval depucelates Michette, in front: she is held by the four duennas
and ministered by Duclos; this arrangement is the conventional one and is observed upon all
occasions; therefore we will not allude to it again.

THE 9TH.

41.He fucks one girl in her mouth just after having shitted into the same receptacle; a
second girl is lying on top of the first, with the first girl's head between her thighs, and upon the
face of the second girl a third girl drops a turd, and he, while thus fucking his own turd in the first
girl's mouth, eats the shit deposited by the third girl upon the second girl's face, and then they
alternate roles, in such wise that each girl enacts all three of them.

42.Thirty girls pass through his hands during a given day, and he has them all shit into his
mouth, consumes the turds of the three or four prettiest. He repeats this party five times a week,
which means that he sees 7800 girls a year. When Champville first encounters him, he is seventy
years old and has been in business for fifty.

43.He sees twelve girls every morning and swallows their dozen turds; he sees them all at the
same time.

44.He places himself in a bathtub; thirty women come up one after another and piss and shit into
it till it is full; he discharges while paddling about in all that.

45.He shits in the presence of four women, requires them to watch and indeed help deliver him
of his turd; next, he wishes them to divide it into equal parts and eat it; then each woman does a
turd of her own. He mixes them and swallows the entire batter, but his shit-furnishers have got to
be women of at least sixty.
That evening Michette's cunt is put at the disposal of the assembly; thereafter she wears the little
sash.


THE 10TH.

46.He has girls A and B shit. Then he forces B to eat A's turd, and A to eat B's. Then
both A and B shit a second time; he eats both their turds.

47.He requires a mother and her three daughters, and he eats the girls' shit upon the mother's
ass, and the mother's shit upon one daughter's ass.

48.He obliges a daughter to shit into her mother's mouth and to wipe her ass with her mother's
teats; next, he eats the turd in the mother's mouth, and afterward has the mother shit into her
daughter's mouth, whence, as before, he eats the turd.
(It would perhaps be advisable to substitute a son and a mother, in order to create a contrast with
47.)

49.He wishes a father to eat his son's turd, then he eats the father's.

50.He would have the brother shit in his sister's cunt, and he eats the turd; the sister then mustshit in her brother's mouth. He eats this second turd, too

Could you please write a longer version of this with more data presented? I think that would up the number of people who read this.
 
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8 minutes in, claims Scientology influence controlled remote viewing.

Was Tom Cruise right after all?
 

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THE 150 COMPLEX PASSIONS, OR THOSE BELONGING TO THE SECOND CLASS,
COMPOSING THE THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF DECEMBER SPENT IN HEARING THE
NARRATIONS OF MADAME CHAMPVILLE; INTERSPERSED AMONGST WHICH ARE THE
SCANDALOUS DOINGS AT THE CHÂTEAU DURING THAT MONTH; ALL BEING SET DOWN
IN THE FORM OF A JOURNAL.


THE 1ST OF DECEMBER: Champville assumes the task of storytelling and relates the one
hundred and fifty following tales (the number of each precedes the tale).
1.Won't depucelate any save those aged between three and seven, but only cuntishly. 'Tis he
who deflowers Champville at the age of five.

2.He ties a girl of nine in a curled-up position and depucelates her from behind.

3.He wishes to rape a girl of twelve or thirteen, and depucelates her while holding a pistol against
her heart.

4.He likes to frig a man upon a maiden's cunt, he uses the fuck for pomade, and next encunts
the maid while she is held by the man.

5.He wishes to depucelate three girls in succession, one in the cradle, one at the age of five, the
other at seven.

THE 2ND.

6. He'll not depucelate anyone who is not between nine years old and thirteen. His
prick is enormous; four women are needed to hold the virgin. The same individual Martaine
speaks of, who only embuggers three-year-olds, the same hell-inspired individual.

7.He has his valet depucelate the maid, aged ten to twelve, before his eyes, and during the
operation touches them nowhere save upon the ass. He now fondles the girl's, now the valet's.
Discharges upon the valet's ass.

8.He wishes to depucelate a girl destined to be married the following day.

9.He wishes the marriage to be performed, and to depucelate the bride at some time between
the hour of the mass and the moment the couple retires to bed.

10.He would have his valet, a very ingenious personage, go about marrying girls left and right
and bring them to his master, who therewith fucks them, and next sells them to procuresses.

THE 3RD.

11.He must be provided with two sisters; he depucelates them.

12.He marries the girl, depucelates her, but 'tis all a fraud, the marriage is a fraud, once he's
fucked her, he leaves her.

13.He will only fuck a maid, and then only immediately after another man has deflowered her
while he has watched. He must have her cunt muddied up with sperm.

14.This one depucelates with an artificial engine, very large, and, without introducing himself,
discharges upon the hole he has cleared.

15.He will have none but maids of rank and distinction and pays for them in accordance with
their wealth. This individual proves to be the Duc, who will admit having depucelated more than
fifteen hundred of them over a period of thirty years.

THE 4TH.

16.He forces a brother to fuck his sister in his presence, then fucks her afterward; he
obliges both to shit before-hand.

17.He forces a father to fuck his daughter after he has himself had her maidenhead.

18.He brings his nine-year-old daughter to the brothel, and while she is held by a procuress,
depucelates her. He has had twelve daughters; has had all twelve maidenheads.

19.Must have virgins between the ages of thirty and forty to fuck.

20.He will depucelate no one but nuns, and spends immense sums of money to get them; he
fucks several.

'Tis the evening of the 4th of December, at the orgies, the Duc depucelates Fanny, who is held by
the four governesses and ministered by Duclos. He fucks her twice in a row, she faints, the
second time he fucks her while she is unconscious.

THE 5TH.

To celebrate the fifth week's festival, Hyacinthe and Fanny are joined in matrimony, the
marriage is consummated very publicly.

21.He would have the mother hold her daughter, he first fucks the mother, then depucelates the
daughter while she is held by the mother. The same one Desgranges mentions on the 20th of
February.

22.He likes adultery only; one must locate women for him who are generally known to be
virtuous and well behaved, he makes them disgusted with their husbands.

23.He enjoys having the husband come himself to prostitute his wife and hold her while he fucks
her. (Messieurs imitate that passion forthwith.)

24.He places a married woman upon a bed, encunts her while that woman's daughter,
suspended above, presents him with her cunt to be licked; the next instant he effects a reversal
and encunts the daughter while kissing the mother's asshole. When he has done licking the
daughter's cunt, he has her piss; then he kisses the mother's asshole and has her shit.

25.He has four daughters, legitimate and wedded; he wishes to fuck all four: he makes all four of
them conceive and bear children so as someday to have the pleasure of depucelating the
children he has had by his daughters and whom their husbands suppose to be their own.
Apropos of which the Duc recounts—but his anecdote cannot be numbered amongst the stories
because, Messieurs being unable to duplicate it, it does not compose a passion—the Duc
recounts, I say, that he once knew a man who fucked three children he had by his mother,
amongst whom there was a daughter whom he had marry his son, so that in fucking her he
fucked his sister, his daughter and his daughter-in-law, and thus he also constrained his son to
fuck his own sister and mother-in-law. Curval recounts another unusual history, that of a brother
and a sister who reached an agreement whereby each would surrender his children to the other:
the sister had a boy and a girl, so did the brother. They mixed the pudding in such wise that
sometimes they fucked their nephews, sometimes their own children, and sometimes their first
cousins, or else the brothers and sister would fuck while the father and mother, that is to say, the
brother and sister, fucked one another also.

That evening, Fanny is surrendered cuntwardly to the assembly, but as the Bishop and Monsieur
Durcet do not fuck cunts, she is only fucked by Curval and the Duc. Henceforth, she wears a
small ribbon aslant, like a baldric, and after the loss of both her pucelages she will wear a very
wide pink ribbon.

THE 6TH.

26.He has himself frigged while a woman is being frigged about the clitoris, and he
wishes to discharge at the same time the girl does, but he discharges upon the buttocks of the
man who frigs the girl.

27.He kisses the asshole of one girl while a second girl frigs his ass and a third his prick; they
then exchange tasks, so that, when all is said and done, each of the three has her ass kissed,
each frigs his prick, each frigs his ass. Farts are required of them all.

28.He licks the cunt of one girl while fucking a second in the mouth and while his asshole is
being licked by a third; then exchange of positions as above. The cunts must discharge, he
swallows their balm.

29.He sucks a beshitted ass, has a tongue frig his own beshitted asshole, and frigs himself upon
a beshitted ass; the three girls then exchange positions.

30.He has two girls frigged before his eyes, and alternately fucks the friggeresses from the rear,
but in the cunt, while they continue with their sapphotizings.
Zéphyr and Cupidon are upon that day discovered in the act of frigging each other, but they have
not yet had recourse to reciprocal embuggery; they are punished. Fanny is much encunted at the
orgies.

THE 7TH.

31.He would have an older girl introduce a younger girl to bad habits; the older must
frig her, give her wicked advice, and end up by holding her while he fucks her, whether virgin or
not.

32.He calls for four women; he fucks two of them orally, two cuntwardly, taking great care not to
insert his prick in a mouth until having first had it in a cunt. While all this is going on, he is closely
followed by a fifth woman, who throughout frigs his asshole with a dildo.
33.This libertine requires a dozen women, six young, six old and, if 'tis possible, six of them
should be mothers and the other six their daughters. He pumps out their cunts, asses and
mouths; when applying his lips to the cunt, he wants copious urine; when at the mouth, much
saliva; when at the ass, abundant farts.

34.He employs eight women to frig him; each of the eight must be situated in a different posture.
(This had better be illustrated by a drawing.)

35.Wishes to have three men and three women fucking each other in divers attitudes.

THE 8TH.

36.He forms twelve groups of two girls each; they are so arranged only their asses are
visible to him; all the rest of their bodies must be concealed from his sight. He frigs himself while
studying all those buttocks.

37.He has six couples simultaneously frig themselves in a room paneled with mirrors; each
couple is composed of two girls frigging each other in various and equally lubricious postures. He
is in the middle of the room, he regards both the couples and their reflections, and discharges in
the middle of it all, having been frigged by an old woman. He has kissed the buttocks of every
participant in this drama.

38.He has four streetwalkers besot themselves with wine and then fight with each other while he
looks on; and when they are thoroughly drunk, they one after another vomit into his mouth. He
favors the oldest and ugliest women possible.

39.He has a girl shit in his mouth, but does not eat her turd, and while the first girl is in action, a
second sucks his prick and frigs his ass; while discharging, he shits into the hand of the girl who
is socratizing him. The girls exchange places.

40.He has a man shit into his mouth and eats while a little boy frigs him, then the man frigs him
and he has the boy shit.

That evening, at the orgies, Curval depucelates Michette, in front: she is held by the four duennas
and ministered by Duclos; this arrangement is the conventional one and is observed upon all
occasions; therefore we will not allude to it again.

THE 9TH.

41.He fucks one girl in her mouth just after having shitted into the same receptacle; a
second girl is lying on top of the first, with the first girl's head between her thighs, and upon the
face of the second girl a third girl drops a turd, and he, while thus fucking his own turd in the first
girl's mouth, eats the shit deposited by the third girl upon the second girl's face, and then they
alternate roles, in such wise that each girl enacts all three of them.

42.Thirty girls pass through his hands during a given day, and he has them all shit into his
mouth, consumes the turds of the three or four prettiest. He repeats this party five times a week,
which means that he sees 7800 girls a year. When Champville first encounters him, he is seventy
years old and has been in business for fifty.

43.He sees twelve girls every morning and swallows their dozen turds; he sees them all at the
same time.

44.He places himself in a bathtub; thirty women come up one after another and piss and shit into
it till it is full; he discharges while paddling about in all that.

45.He shits in the presence of four women, requires them to watch and indeed help deliver him
of his turd; next, he wishes them to divide it into equal parts and eat it; then each woman does a
turd of her own. He mixes them and swallows the entire batter, but his shit-furnishers have got to
be women of at least sixty.
That evening Michette's cunt is put at the disposal of the assembly; thereafter she wears the little
sash.


THE 10TH.

46.He has girls A and B shit. Then he forces B to eat A's turd, and A to eat B's. Then
both A and B shit a second time; he eats both their turds.

47.He requires a mother and her three daughters, and he eats the girls' shit upon the mother's
ass, and the mother's shit upon one daughter's ass.

48.He obliges a daughter to shit into her mother's mouth and to wipe her ass with her mother's
teats; next, he eats the turd in the mother's mouth, and afterward has the mother shit into her
daughter's mouth, whence, as before, he eats the turd.
(It would perhaps be advisable to substitute a son and a mother, in order to create a contrast with
47.)

49.He wishes a father to eat his son's turd, then he eats the father's.

50.He would have the brother shit in his sister's cunt, and he eats the turd; the sister then mustshit in her brother's mouth. He eats this second turd, too
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QFT.
 
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"What I don't talk about in the scientific and technology community is something we take for granted in house. We just keep it quiet because it's too new age and that generally is the reality of angels. Angels are real. They are real. And they're around, just because we can't see them, they're there. We know that as remote viewers...it's an angel that prevents any negative influence from anybody."

Really solid stuff there, Himeo. Angels are real.
 

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The lock on my front door is broken. A pair of muddy boot prints lead to my bed. I woke up with intense stomach pain. Nothing was stolen.
 
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It's probably cancer. That's how "they" like to kill people. You'd best PM Lumie and see if he can help you.
 

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The lock on my front door is broken. A pair of muddy boot prints lead to my bed. I woke up with intense stomach pain. Nothing was stolen.
You've been murdered and replaced with a low-budget duplicate.
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But what if he was already a duplicate? What would that make him? HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED
 
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It's most effective to use a fully peeled clove suppository.

You want the peel off, it helps with absorbtion. Don't believe the man, man. You eat better with your ass.
 
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Should you crush it a little, to loosen up the oils?
 
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