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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think that's the kind of eating disorder barbie has.
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    Finding a body

    OK OK, I got it he faked his death to get away from the cartels he screwed over. I'm only playing along because I know this is a stage of grief.
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    Texas Hold'em Poker

    You son of a bitch, I'm out. Don't want no goddamn tranny waitresses spitting in my drink because I didn't tip them $1000.
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    Texas Hold'em Poker

    Holy shit, there's a hustler casino? As in Larry Flint's hustler? yousonofabitchimin.jpg
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    You know you're getting old when.....

    People think Texas is "the south", but it's really not. So I guess I grew up in the west.
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    Finding a body

    They do things way different there. I've got a number and can join the group that handles our county anytime I want. I just don't have the time to commit to it. We just had another call out to help tomorrow but I can't make it. Most of the time they do not need help to search, but when it's...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No. Wanna know why? Because unless playboy and hustler are sexual health mags, I've never seen one. Why are you reading that garbage?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That movie is the reason I know terms like spear chucker and jungle bunny.
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    Finding a body

    When i did it, the only training I had was CERT. Which is basically no training at all when it comes to searching. I think in CERT they taught us to fan out and stay within sight of each other, and that's about it. We did not work with the dogs though. We had our own areas and called in the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The endgame purpose is to procreate. In the short term it's to make small talk and see if you can catch a nut off the person. It's called an ice breaker. and the only correct answer is "I like both kinds of music. Country AND Western"
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I assume that's the dude who trademarked all the other possible names? LOL. Legendary, even if he is a redskins fan.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    You don't even have to press play. Just the still image screams faggot. I was interested for a hot minute when I thought it was John McAfee back from the dead.