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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Wait for a peaceful protest.
  2. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Might as well turn them into fuck chairs, with the tile floor they can't be any good for watching movies.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    1. Aside from the taste they also upset my stomach. Exposure might fix that, but since they taste bad I don't want to. 2. I eat spaghetti with meat sauce, it does not have to have onions. I know this because we make our sauce from scratch and I would know if onions were in it. If the...
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    last time I went to mcdonalds I ordered the burger with no ketchup and no onions. I got it with ketchup and onions only. It was a fucking cheeseburger and they didn't even do cheese. Took it back and they did the 'scrape it off' drill.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    The NFL just has to limp on till november when it all magically goes away.
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Don't those stats include YAC? That means the safety was not letting plays get behind him. Just like he's supposed to do.
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I love mushrooms. I hate onions. That they are often paired together makes me sad. When you say something about it and the cook says "You can't even taste the onions" is when it rustles my jimmies. Last thanksgiving I even got "I thought you liked mushrooms, I made them for you" First of...
  8. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    It should auto correct to "Chinese Bat Aids". It will as soon as the changes I made to my personal dictionary are accepted. It's literally the only reason I chose the option to share my personal dictionary.
  9. Hoss

    The Batman

    Then you guys will call him a mary sue.
  10. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I don't approve of being tagged into this thread and I don't know why you thought this was relevant to my interests. But it was funny.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bout 10 years. I've netflixxed and chilled so it can't have been too long ago. But it was before tinder. I used eharmoney and plenty of fish. And you can bet I wasn't letting some bitch from the internet know where I lived.
  12. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    So that means he'll have to be signed by one of our oppoents? I hope it's the Washington "football" squad. But he won't just be singed ...
  13. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    For science!
  14. Hoss

    The Batman

    all yall motherfuckers in here acting like anyone could be as good a batman as adam west. Forget the dark emo shit. Lets take another crack at corny.
  15. Hoss

    Reno 911!

    Where? Is it anywhere other than quibi?
  16. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Nice. First pic I thought she was hiding a fat belly. But second pic shows enough to show she's not a whale. Let's see her ass now.
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    10 minutes of music and bullshit isn't too much to ask. absofuckinglutely. The girl shouldn't even want to go to your house so early in the relationship. She doesn't know what kind of psycho you are.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey another girl. Welcome. Please head over to the FOH naughty bits thread and post your tits at your earliest convenience. Thanks!
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Jesus Christ dude, you let her know where you live? Fucking Crazy girls 101. Don't let them know where you live. Rent a hotel room, especially for the first time. Your options are limited now. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep fucking this perfect specimen for a while until she gets...
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had to check to see if the post you quoted was from this century.