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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've got you both pegged as girls. So I might only be half right.
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    What tickles your pickle

    You should be able to fix that. Somehow. Unfortunately I don't know how. We had our IT department fix it on some machines we sent out to customers. But when it happened to one of my machines, I just left it. The only downside I've seen so far is that I get nagged every time I boot up and I...
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Whoever it was, is a complete idiot. It's dead cats you're supposed to swing around by the tail to ward off evil spirits, not live cats. Start making endless idiocracy references around her.
  4. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Oh wow you're so clever. 32 Checkmate, bitch
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The other day I watched 2 shows where someone was shooting a rifle, taking careful aim, had a rest readily available, and instead shot freehand and missed. I know they were both entertainment and the person was going to miss either way but I was still warblegarbling at the screen. Use the rest...
  6. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Has that ever stopped you from posting before?
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Mario doesn't seem to understand the concept of extending.
  8. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I think Douglas adams' theory is pretty close. Not the part about the earth being a giant super computer, but the part about alien telephone washers being told their planet was about to be eaten and being sent ahead of the useful members of society to prepare the new planet, and then killing off...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Whatever planet humans come from, I think the natural days were somewhere between 26 and 28 hours long. I base this on my own limited experience from being on vacation with no schedule. If I get a good night's sleep (6 to 8 hours) I'm good to go for 20 hours. Sucks that our ancestors couldn't...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    If a dude spells his name Stephen, is he Steve for short, or steph?
  11. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Yong boys learned to shut the fuck up. I would say that teachers got their act together, but we all know that aint happening.
  12. Hoss

    Food for thought!

    That's what I thought. You promised us she was crazy. I was hoping for the 'make a scene' type of crazy, not the 'silent treatment' type of crazy. Maybe her problem is that she can't do anything full throttle.
  13. Hoss

    Food for thought!

    @Vanessa you've broken up with @Jessika before, have't you? It's like a romcom script is being focus grouped on us.
  14. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    You are conflating consent with choice. These boys were not coerced or forcefully raped. Just because they can't legally consent doesn't mean they're not making a choice to fuck the teacher. And btw I'm not saying that just because we can't eliminate all bad choices we shouldn't eliminate any...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    We used to call that labeling. I don't think they're allowed to use that term anymore. My sister is a teacher and she's the one who told me that. I still don't understand why. I'm not against that in this situation. I was only speaking to his internal war about protecting our little girls...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Sounds like you were infected with some political correctness. Our little girls do need mass protecting. So do our wives and mothers. Don't let cucks and crazies convince you that you need to change your sexist ways.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Is that something people do? Call seedless fruits renewable? Or fruits? Or anything edible? Energy is the only place I ever remember hearing 'renewable' as a buzz word. And funny enough that only refers to shit like wind and sun that we have no control over.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I'm going to need you to flesh that out a little more. You skipped something important.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I think you're being retarded, but I'm willing to listen. Are there any interviews with some of these victims 10-20 years down the road we can point to as evidence? The only one I know of where we had any kind of followup was the dude who knocked up his teacher then married her when she got...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    my last 2 phones had permanently installed batteries.
  21. Hoss

    England

    Don't worry I got the muzzies covered. Im going to draw a picture of Mohammed sucking a circumcised dick and put it on my backpack to ward them off. It's like garlic to a vampire.
  22. Hoss

    What amount would you need to be "done" with a regular job

    I've been thinking about the FIRE thing lately because I listen to clark howard and he talks about it a lot. My main concern is that my hobbies will get real expensive once I retire. Second concern is that I like my job and wouldn't want to stop doing it.
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    England

    I'm way too fat to consider a hike a good vacation. Except for maybe ghost walks. We always enjoy those sorts of tours.
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    England

    Will I even be allowed to drive in England? What kinda hoops do you have to jump through to do that legally? A walking stick is enough weapon for me as long as no one will question it. As I understand the law, I just need to pretend its not intended for self defense. What would be really cool...