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Really need to get some points out of these.

#2! 4 more to go.

Way to jinx the kicker with your stats. Dicks.

Interception! Let's get 5 more of those.

That's a shitty start.

Sounds like whoever wins this game will be hosting on Saturday. Which means the Seahawks get a short week to travel.

I think they usually announce them right after the last spot is sealed up. So probably tonight.

Well that's nice. NBC at the bottom of the Broncos/Chiefs stats has "Chiefs clinch #1 overall draft pick." Good for them. Hard fought.

Fucking kickers.

Fucking 9 yards. Wow. Just let him run it and go to OT. Fuck the playoffs.

Holy shit! I literally jumped up just then. He's gonna be short of the record though.

It's going to suck if he's like 20-30 yards from getting it.

Welp, they're running out of field for Peterson. Oh, and everyone knew it was coming. Andy Reid is done in Philly. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...a-eagles-coach

This game is intense. Would be awesome if it went to OT and Peterson got an extra quarter to break the record. Haha. He seems to be all over stuff like that today.

Holding on the Vikings. Just giving Peterson more running room.

Wow, this Packers/Vikings game is good.

Jesus, what the fuck? They get the touchdown, but penalized 15 yards on the kickoff? NFL rules can be confusing.

Haha. I like Jordy Nelson picking up that flag.

Can you turn over a fumble and call it a touchdown? Cause I'm pretty sure Jones got a TD there.

Broncos and Niners can go ahead and sit their starters now.

Holy shit Peterson. 2nd and 27? No problemo.

Gonna be hilarious when the Niners open the door for the Seahawks to take the division and both teams lose.

Ejection!

Adrian Peterson is a beast.

Fucking Peterson. Might be a good day if that's how the Packers are planning on tackling.

Because they'd break all of your players' legs?

So are the Texans and Falcons both one and done for sure now? Sanchize! Fucking put Tebow in. This is embarrassing. And Stafford with another turnover.

Haha. 28 straight points without running a single offensive play? That's sick. Titans are awesome.

Dominating special teams and defense!

Stafford puts up amazing yardage numbers, but he's fucking awful.

Motherfucker. Should've gone with Williams.

I wanna know what you mean by "not long." I played for a good 6 or 7 hours yesterday and probably ended up with 200 or 250 certs total.

3 tuck rule callings in the first 43 minutes of football today.

Wow, Earl Bennett is fast as a motherfucker.

Sanchez with a touchdown!

Jesus, what a fucking catch by Megatron. It was only for like 5 yards...but wow.

Haha Catler. Fucking slippery footballs today. Feels like I'm having a conversation with myself in here today.

Haha Eagles. That's fucking awesome. Edit: Haha Eagles. Vick not missing a step with the fumbles... (edit 2) and turnovers

Fuck, this is an exciting day of football. Even without including the playoff implications, the fact that Peterson and Megatron are both going for huge records is awesome. Who the hell is Thaddeus Lewis? The Browns are a fucking mess. To think they could've had McCoy or RG3 playing for them...

I don't think anyone wants to play Seattle or Green Bay right now. Also, I would fuck the shit out of Erin Andrews.