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  1. Cutlery

    Cheated out of my youth

    Cops should totally start releasing these pics and videos. You know...to teach her a lesson.
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    Post Your Pet

    Got this in the mail the other day. Considering the specifics included in such things, it's a nice gesture that this is hand written, and was actually written by someone who took 5 minutes to do it, instead of just being a form letter thing. Can't recommend this company enough. I guess there's...
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    Home Improvement

    Ah, I have that same kit. I think that video might cover my issue. I'll give it a go in the morning.
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    Home Improvement

    FOHbros, I am at an impasse. I've got a toilet that's absolutely confounding me. It's got a side mount flush lever, and for the life of me, I cannot get it to function properly, no matter what the fuck I do. If I flush it, there's a 50% chance the handle doesn't come back up, and a 25% chance...
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    AssHat 2023 Final Round!! Do it!

    Wormie. He'd get mad about it, and that's the whole point. Araysar would revel in it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just completely broke myself in regards to sleep. I don't need to sleep anymore. I just do it outta habit and convenience!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Blackout curtains homey. Worked overnights for years. Also, an alarm going off 2 hours before you gotta wake up ain't a bad thing either. Half an hour before you wake up sucks ass, but in 2 hours you can get another sleep cycle in. I've done both, got up earlier than partner and got up later...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sleeping mask? So we can pretend it's COVID 24h a day? Fuck that. Can't understand how anyone wears anything on their head to bed.
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    AssHat 2023 Final Four! Vote Now!

    Araysar Wormie Araysar vs Foler is a pretty good matchup in a normal year, but Folgers been gone for half of it, he's still warming up. Kirun vs wormie though? Jesus, straight fucking blowout. It's like Kirun is the JV team playing an exhibition game with the pros, and they're trying to make...