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As a man of my word, I will keep my campaign promise. If anyone is in the area, and wants to collect, you can send me a direct message.

Araysar vs. Goatface he deserves it Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons coinflip Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB shitposter Vuuxo vs. Lanx coinflip Quaid vs. Gavinmad Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious...

But, I still got your vote. Thank you.

Round 1 Voting: TomServo vs. Goatface Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro Siliconemelons vs. Denamian Caligula the Cat vs. RQB Vuuxo vs Blazin Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow Bandwagon vs. Yerm Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy Luc1fer...

It's an expression. It means that a person is pretty much guaranteed the win. You're welcome.

I'm a shoe-in.

I nominate @lurkingdirk because I don't like his tone in the previous post.

Nope, @wellijustdontknow is the real deal. Don't associate me with that piece of trash.

Fuck yeah, I am once again begging for your vote. 1 vote = 1 blowjob

I nominate @wellijustdontknow because he is an asshat. Fuck all y'all.

I get it. I'm just an asshole. No malicious intent...

*allowed

Fucking got him, Sonofabitch! Blood splatter is his reward.

Sitting here scrolling, a motherfucking mosquito got in and tagged me about five fucking times. Fucking blood sucking parasites. I'm itching all over. Fuck me!

That's about when I got one. I might have been a little older. I still have it.

Yeah, but who wants to fuck a coal burner?

Could've, would've, should've As in could have, would have, should have Not "could of", "would of"

She can fix me.

Or, just get a big box of assorted donut holes. Btw, fuck that entitled asshole cunt. I can't stand people like that. Jimmies fully rustled...

Alinity, if she were able to smile...

Poltergeist

That must be an awesome existence. I am usually wide awake waiting between 3 and 17 minutes before my scheduled alarm. It doesn't matter if it's 4 in the morning and I have slept three hours, my alarm never wakes me up.

"Grandma" would be even better. Then, you could use the phrase "Grandma's getting old, time to put her down".

Ftfy

I was simply replying to you saying that the word negro isn't allowed. My point is that there is nothing wrong with using the word negro. I am not bound by words that are "not allowed". You seemed offended by that in your response referring to homos. You guys get bent out of shape over the most...

I thought that ol' man Hoss was tougher than that. Man up, snowflake.

Dang, who knew that a comment would start your pussy to bleed.

Negro is a scientific categorization, just like Caucasian. There should be nothing offensive about it. Of course we know that a certain demographic will be offended by the most trivial matter.

United Negro College Fund

Resident grammar Nazi... My mom said vs. Mom said...

Anne Frankly, I'm quite amused.

No, not really. It was pretty funny. It's different when it's done on purpose. The ignorant ones who don't realize are the problem.

*you're

bored, you're, commas missing, run-on sentence, punctuation Fuck me. Shit like this rustles me AND my jimmies. I realize that we make mistakes, but holy hell. Are you trolling with this mess?