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In context it looked like you were talking about purpose built smaller garbage bags of some sort for kitty litter. Did you notice lickingdick also thought that?

That sounds like a single use plastic bag.

They should change it to American Inventor cunt

Plastic bags are not single use. When I get home from the store I save them to use as trash bags.

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Then explain the song. The Commodores sure make brick house seem like a good thing. They just removed the 'shit' part so the song could be played on the radio. Sounds like it's describing a big but sexy woman. 36-24-36. the clothes she wears, her sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger...

If the parent wasn't a faggot that would have been two. Pics unrelated.

You mean crosshair? His chip needs dealing with right now.

I won an item in an auction on tuesday. It was an online live auction. I tried to contact them with shipping info on tuesday and wednesday with no response. Today I call and get a live person and I'm told that item was sold to an onsite bidder for $50 less than I bid. The website still shows...

She reminds me a lot of the teacher I would fantasize about to kill my midday boners. "Look lenny, if you don't go down, she's going to see it and stick you in her" Then I'd imagine the smell and it'd be safe to get up. My teacher was single though, this one is married so at least she found...

54 months? Her face isn't that bad. To get that much time her body must be disgusting.

That's not even new. My niece was wearing a seatbelt as a belt at least 10 years ago. No, this is not my niece. Her belt was plainer. It looked like it actually came out of a chevy, but it was bought at the mall. Went great with her ripped jeans that were never washed.

I get really pissed if they hang up before I can call them dumb cunts.

I coulda swore hennigs did 5 years so I assumed that's what they all did. I just looked it up and he did 4 years like Staubach. He was supposed to do 8 but got out early after serving in the Gulf War.

There's been a few players who fulfilled their military obligation then came back to football 5 years later and had good careers. Last one I know is Chad Hennings. Most successful one I know of is Roger Staubach. But I only pay attention to the cowboys. I'm sure there are others. How long...

I can't remember a single movie or TV pedophile where the pedo's religion was important enough to remember. I assume there were some movies of the week about catholic priests where it was, I just never watched any of them. Roman Polanski had a biopic done about him so there's one for you...

We all think it's the kaminoans hunting for omega, right? No one else makes sense.

c'mon man. After that you you have to let us read your sappy love letter to hipster beer.