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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In comparison, the current conversation with my wife, who's just the right amount of crazy. Although she's talking about my new theater chairs and she can fuck off with that! Lol Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go wash my balls and light some candles before she gets home! Haha
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What a fucking nightmare. Expecting rational responses from a crazy person is insanity. Pay for a hotel room if you KNOW she is a nut, I mean, ideally just don't fuck her in the first place.... but if you have to, don't do it at home. EDIT - Just realized my names in there a bunch, please...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here, have some more.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahhahaha, ohhhh fuck. I know all my crazy drama shit is way back in this thread, but YEEEEAAAAAAAH. Crazy girls are fucking crazy. When I first got my divorce I had a few encounters that genuinely had me concerned. The girl I brought home that fucked all night, scratched me up, choked me, was...
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    Any hope for this painting?

    Yeah, I read through this whole thing with my wife and we were laughing so hard at one point she pissed a little. She is frugal and was like "Can we just pay the $500 for this?" but the thought of figuring out how to even get it to my house sounds like a nightmare. Just tell the guy you showed...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Any hope for this painting?

    Can we see a picture of what the original painting was that you found horrid? I want to know more about the backstory here. This is fucking RIVETING.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    On a side note, saw Will Forte at a screening of the movie Extra Ordinary back in March (literally like a week before society closed down) and at the end of the show he and the lead lady + director all went up on stage for some q&a. No joke 90% of the questions were directed at Will and probably...
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Gross, you aren't wrong, but gross. Funny aside, I met my wife the day after that, 5 and a half years ago. Random fucking world.
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    While it does sound like something that would have happened to me, not me! I never posted on the original forum, just lurked... for like 15 years. It's insane.
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    I see it, was just being dumb! Thanks, I'll be around this weekend
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Ohh man, that reminds me of a story! So I'm 15 and have been dating a girl for 6 months, my first real serious girlfriend. We end up having sex on my 16th birthday (I bought her a ring and proposed to her right after because I was a fucking idiot and thought we were soulmates) and we both loved...
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I bought it on Steam for $20, only have 3 hours played but I've been digging it. I could be wrong, but it feels like I'm already a fair bit into the game, seems like I have unlocked a lot. I'm going to be surprised if there is much more to the game. All in all, fun game, $20 is probably fair...
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Well that sounds great, thanks! edit: Jesus, this is what I'm talking about, literally took me over 30 minutes to figure out how to join the clan! I was the founder of another clan, and couldn't leave my clan until I was the last member or promoted someone else to founder, none of which was...
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    I'm one of those insane people who has 500 hours in this game, but I only play with my wife, so there is great big chunks I've never seen. I have something like 15 quests to complete in raids and dungeons, but there is no fucking system for me to do that. I jumped through some hoops to get into...
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    I laughed, and then went "Man... no way... but her oldest was totally in high school.. let me just check..." and she's just gone. Not on my friends list, not coming up in a search. No clue if she deleted Facebook, or blocked me? Either way, pretty sure the answer to that is no. I want to say the...
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    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Not crazy, but here's a ridiculous one. 18 years ago, there's a knock on my front door at like 3pm on a Friday, I'm not expecting anyone. Open the door and its a girl I fooled around with in high school, I haven't seen or talked to her in a couple of years, she had moved away after school. I...
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    Board Games

    Another fast and simple card drafting game is Star Realms. My wife loves that one, and I enjoy it. I feel like its pretty 50-50 on strategy and luck.
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    Nintendo Switch 1 and 2

    I've been looking for one for months >_<
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    Animal Crossing New Horizons for Switch

    Yeah, my wife has been talking about this non stop. Apparently the first Animal Crossing game was her favorite as a kid, and she keeps seeing stuff on Facebook for this one. Got off work friday night and thought I would be nice and get it for her, she could just play on my switch. Went to...
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    Vacation ideas for 6 days off - please!

    What do you guys like doing? Are you wanting a lay around and drink cocktails or a hike a mountain type vacation?
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    Tokyo, Japan

    What island? I'm super wanting to buy land by Hilo on the big island and retire there.
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    Kickstarters

    Haha yeah, I have that sitting on top of my game shelving unit.. its never been opened >_<
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    Tokyo, Japan

    Fair enough, my background is 40 years living in AZ, so... If there is water and plant life, I guess my brain goes "tropical!" lol. All of my Mexico experiences have been near the US border, so.. dusty hot shitty desert. Bangkok was hot but not really humid in Dec/Jan when I was there, and I...
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    Jojo Rabbit (2019)

    Like I said, GOLD. That does look horrible though, yeah. It does look like he only directed the pilot for the show at least, it was 10 years, and he needed the money?
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    Tokyo, Japan

    Ok, so my original trip was supposed to just be 2 weeks in Bangkok Thailand visiting my wives brother, with a few days in Chiang Mai. We decided that maybe we would end up murdering her family if forced to stay with them for two weeks, so decided to split our trip in half. We choose Japan... and...
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    The D&D thread

    I like it too, the font isn't super easy to read, but its good enough and fits the theme. Good job! You should have 5 D12 Max Hit Dice though, so it's basically garbage. Start over. :D
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    Tokyo, Japan

    I'm on a camping trip right now until Sunday, I'll type a big post up next week though!
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    Tokyo, Japan

    Bangkok and Chiang Mai, so primarily tourist spots. We went to visit family, and while Chiang Mai was not as bad as Bangkok, I still wasn't a fan. We can take this to a Thailand thread if we don't want to derail in here. I'm known to type way too much once I get going, lol.
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    Tokyo, Japan

    Yeah, I did Japan/Thailand for 3 weeks in Dec. Japan was fucking awesome and I find myself missing it every day. Thailand was a fucking shit hole and I now want to actively talk people out of going there.
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    Winter 2020 Anime Thread

    This sounded funny, I spent a solid 30 minutes trying to find it to stream anywhere and no luck. As I was going to bed I thought "Pornhub?" and sure enough, there it is, lol
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    Monster Hunter: World

    https://www.gamespot.com/articles/monster-hunter-world-already-capcoms-most-successf/1100-6472769/
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    Destiny 2 - Clan Link 1st Post

    Jesus Christ, carry me Senpai! >_< I play with a friend and my wife, and none of us are very good. We finally got 100,000 in a nightfall last week, but it was through blood, sweat, and tears.
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    The D&D thread

    Super recommend "The Adventure Zone" podcast. First arc is 69 episodes (if I remember right), typically a little under 1 hour each. Takes a few episodes for them to find their stride, but by the end, fuuuuuuck it's good.
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    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Anyone have a link to a transcribed Diablo 4 panel? Apparently its been happening for the last 30 mins or something, one of the streamers just said out probably summer 2020, sounded like it was based on something just said at the panel so ???
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    Halloween 2019

    Hah jokes on you, I was alone and trying them on my own head! It was too big though. I thought I would have to cut the neck out and pad it or something, but my kids head just barely fit. This is 100% the most dead one of these Halloween threads has ever been. Where's that Halloween spirit?!
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    Halloween 2019

    We are moving in to our new house, I'm going to swap out all the gross outlets with a different screwless plate look. I knew someone was going to catch that. :p I actually bought a $6 hard plastic candy bag pumpkin from Walmart, cut eyes out on it, used drywall spackle to fill in the face/other...
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    Halloween 2019

    My son wanted to be "Hollow Knight" so I tossed this together. Wasn't a ton of work, he loved it, and he got tons of comments and praise all night. Feels good :)
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    Bojack Horseman

    Really liked it. I'm nervous as fuck about this second half, feel like I know where its going to go, and its not where I want it to go >_<
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    The D&D thread

    Throw the Aqua Teen Hunger Force in there for good measure. Unrealated, pretty sure my party is going to be fighting actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf in my next 1 shot.