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So they always pick dogshit teams for London because they can't sell out at home? Is that the reason? Because it's genius for $$$ but stupid as fuck for NFL fans. "Here London, here's our most popular sport with our worst and 7th worst team!" Send the Colts/Patriots or Greenbay/Seattle...

Yeah it's fucked up. To fix it you can hit F6 then F1 and you'll usually start getting your driver assists again. They do need to increase piloting points by about 50% at least though. I've had a few games where the gunners are around 35 and 0 and the chopper never goes down, but as a pilot...

Yeah and they're doing shit all sorts of out of order, so that means pretty much nothing. I think most readers assume that that is how it will actually play out, though.

Also Marky Bark from Arrested Development Season 4.

Not sure why I'm reading about Pulp Fiction as I skipped page 2, but back on topic: Looks okay. None of the Mission Impossibles every really got me hard or anything. Looks watchable, but overall another 7 or 8 out of 10 action movie.

Yeah most of the season shit is basically settled 3-4 weeks in. After that progress slows to a crawl for most. The poopsockers and streamers are already in the top GR's being done and the casuals are mid range/early high rifts.

The Dean drowning a file to delete it was pretty Dan Harmon and pretty A+.

Um, his dad is quite the engineer in that movie. Maybe it's inherited genius?

You will, however, be burping taco for a few days. They are pretty good, though. NB4 'gross meat on them' comments.

This game is worth 40 dollars, and PROBABLY worth 60 dollars. I don't know what people want to make it a 60 dollar game? A longer campaign? Campaigns are for fucking shut ins. 8.5/10

If you like CoD just play Heist. If you like classic BF play Conquest. If you still don't like the game, that's on you. It's fun and there's no equivalent that was the horror of constant mortaring from BF4. Though the ability to spawn an RPG/Stinger in the back of every fucking car is pretty...

I'm sure this was a parody of Scientology, but was it also a parody of the movie The Master? I've never seen it, but I have feeling it's a direct allusion to some movie.

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One girl I know was hooking up with a college basketball player and when he took it out she just went "nope". She was not planning on handling that.

You can get the top score by driving a car in hotwire easily. You get much, MUCH more points being in a hotwire vehicle than you do killing. You'd have to basically kill some one every 7 seconds or so to match it while at full speed. Chopper pilots do get semi shafted as they only get 1/4...

Probably true. I remember hearing some of my female friends talking about which of my friends they hooked up with had 'small' and 'big' dicks. I had seen said dicks and disagreed enormously with their personal assessments. Well, the small was smallish. About the current 'average' they're...

Natalie.

I wonder when the social media for this will really get... TR3Nding?!!?! Sorry.

Rewatched the Avengers. Hawkeye was actually pretty awesome in it. Still rather him die than Cap or Thor. Also, please stop posting about dumb shit you fucking doucherockets.

Obviously Mist knew what a loaded statement this was! Obviously! Also Sutekh lesbians don't do cats, they do pitbull rescues.

Mist please don't die under any mysterious circumstances soon. After combing this thread thoroughly the FBI will IP track down Sutekh and Dumar and Sebudai and we'll have to see them on TV and that's... that's just too much for the world to handle.

I'm trending #YesAllLesbians right now

More like the 'Mist is a female IRL and we can call her a cunt on the interwebs so we're gonna!' thread. Men will be boys.

Also most of these party girls just got whatever they wanted so they never learned to be human beings. Same goes with bros who you see at 35+ and they're still bros and you can't figure out why. I often see the 'hottest girl from high school' and try to talk to her one on one and it's awful...

Hahaha, what the fuck. 75% sure a drunk Pat McAfee texted this to Irsay and Irsay was like "FUCK YEAH!" Wouldn't teams with decent kickers just fucking go for two every time b/c of odds?

Do SJW's really protest this game? I hope not considering the thief side yells shit like "LET'S MURDER THOSE FUCKING PIGS!" and stuff. Then again, they're not known for being reasonable when they complain about shit.

It is an image of a graph, which, by definition, is comprised of data. If they're not they're just axes.

Yeah I had to keep stopping it and restarting it about every 12 minutes.

If it fails on Fox there's probably a decent chance they'd send it there. I'd really love it if they let Forte swear it up a little. He's got a great potty mouth.

Okay now compare that data with: So women are just unreasonable, right?

Eh, Mist is kind of right. But I think a lot of you think you could've scored that sorority skeez in your heydays which some of you could and most of you probably couldn't, so you're trying to live vicariously through sweet washboard-abbed dudes who's dads own dealerships and are named Quin or...

I'm sure it'll do decent especially since it'll be PG-13. I like The Dink, Sandler, and even James. Unfortunately Sandler's movies are mostly paid vacations and James's movies are...for kids. As long as he didn't write or direct it I have faith it could be a B or B+ level movie.

That joke existed before Dice said it.

The asthma medication from when I was a kid wore most of the enamel off my teeth. I've had something like 21 cavities and 1 crown. Ain't no thing. Though the worst was getting 3 cavities filled 2 days before Easter and not being able to eat any candy because my mouth was still sensitive...

Trent Richardson to the Raiders. Why do I feel like he'll either: get arrested for something stupid off field OR start rushing for 4+ a carry.

Because your saliva breaks down food? Though, only starches... so he may be wrong there.

Snow crab. They got deep in there during the flossing shit and some came loose and it was...unpleasant.

Paget Brewster is okay. She's kinda like the Shirley straight man without the annoying kids/religion angle. Throughout the first two episodes Cheng had my laughing pretty hard, honestly. "I got bit by a cat, Deb."

Diets are religions. Some people desperately need them. Others don't. But sure as fuck don't try and push yours on every single person because that's just not how they work.