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Rank 5 IB last night. 3 Jolder's Hammers. Still waiting for a Timur's lash.

T.Y. ain't afraid to C.R.Y. #RealMan

Gonna pick the Jags over the Colts.. after a big loss... at home? Bold.

Struggling curling 60's my normal 5-7 reps today. Was wondering wtf was wrong. They were 65's because some one didn't rewrack the weights properly. So I got quite a work out playing musical dumb-bells with the 55's, 60's and 65's. Though I kind of wanted to see the 110lb female employee do...

1/2 way to rank 5 IB. Got a Jolden's Hammer. Takes 2 motes of light to 'reroll' it at Salidan. I managed to get dmg bonus on kill, field scout (max ammo), and hip fire accuracy on my first roll. Yeah, I think I'm good.

Oh shit I didn't realize it was him. He's pretty awesome. Great in Parks and Rec. RIP in GoTG.

I give 0 fucks about MtG, but I'm not going to lie. That announcer dude had me geeked during the fake matches on a satirical cartoon. Hope he's a real announcer getting paaaaaaiiidddd somewhere.

Kind of interesting to see their top selling team jerseys right now. They can pretty much pick any team they want to route for and I imagine it's a lot along the lines of superstars and hot records, but then there are those dudes like the Jets fan. I mean... the Jets. It's probably all...

There's only 4 maps for IB, apparently. Earth 1/2 and Mars Watch/Delphi. No moon. Unless I'm just unlucky but I've done 30+ IB matches already. Top players do get more exp because of their inherent score, but in IB it doesn't matter because very few people are still leveling shit~. I've...

Patriots got Blount? Oh great, so he and Gray can have a combined 400 yards and 8 TD's vs the Colts in the AFC championship.

I have a .AFL or Aries Nemesis (I don't remember, but I have 4 purple scout rifles) with field scout. A scout rifle with 27 in a magazine pretty much means I never reload once during a life during PVP. I also have a 'ammo frenzy' Devil You Know. It has ammo to magazine on kill and ammo to...

Multiplayer pretty challenging. Didn't manage to kill the final boss until everyone was lvl 8 and had the appropriate skills and shit. Makes me wonder if I'm doing something wrong.

Iron Banner currently a non-stop roller coaster of joining games late and/or playing teams of 4+. Make sure to roll with friends.

The doctor says that Cooper is 124 years old. His daughter is presumably 90ish.

Romo and Roffleberger have better ratings than Brady. Rodgers has thrown the ball less than Kaepernick (lawl). Though Rodgers TD to INT ratio is pretty fucking good. Manning is a tweak off Romo's rating (seriously, wtf ROMO?) but he does more than just throw passes. He's Denver's offensive...

IIRC the weapon you unlock at rank 5 is customizable. As in, you select what perks you want on it. That's unbelievably good, especially if it's a scout rifle. Only way it'd be better was if it was a fusion rifle, imo.

Rodgers and Brady don't belong on that list yet.

I think they said it was like 2 days after they found him that he takes off in his X-Wing for Brand. If they don't tell the public about him, which they obviously didn't, there wouldn't be much time for a big fuss from the public.

Fully leveled Scout Rifle and Fusion rifle. Prepare your buttholes for Iron Banner.

Coby Fleener levels.

So you missed the Queen's Bounty, huh?

Seeing Roffleburger in those grey sweats reminds me of when I ran a 200 meter in high school in my warm ups. It wasn't disqualifying, but it was definitely frowned upon.

Think he's just the 'new guard' and actually dislikes the Taliban and wants to rid Pakistan of them. He just knows he can't truly do anything himself, but he can motivate the Americans to do the shit he wants while making them look bad in the process. Win/win for him, and Americans just won't...

Way better episode than the last for me. I really wanted Saul to shoot enough Taliban to get himself lit up like a real goddamn American hero. Watching Saul take 100 bullets then spewing blood and saying "fuck you" one last time would've been awesome. But don't get me wrong, nothing wrong...

Revis held Reggie Wayne on every play. Must respect him a lot. Fleener doubled Gronk this game save the 1 TD (and he's half Labrador retriever). Colts D which was like 14th in Rush D shit the bed. Bad. No fucking pass Rush let Brady get his 19 completions with like 5 seconds in the pocket...

Brady QBR: 85 Luck QBR: 90 Luck > Brady. Facts are all in.

Homer: confirmed.

Refs aren't making it home.

Brady drinking semen from unmarked Gatorade bottle. Seent.

Honestly though... the biggest mistake was not having Anne Hathaway topless in zero-grav. She probably would've been down if they could've booked one of those low-grav flights for it. She's a real goddamn actor.

Did Aaron Rodgers have a fucking lipper in?

Cardinals are the Chiefs of last year.

It's garbage time. It's not falling apart, it's "not caring".

Lawl @ TV "So GB is butt-ramming these dudes, so let's show you the Cards game instead!"

BOUNT GATE @ ST. LOUIS Calling it now.

RG3 could be a great game-manager QB. I just don't think he's an Elite QB.

I'm at the point where I don't know that I'd ever use anything other than a Scout Rifle and Fusion Rifle/Sniper Rifle. They're just the best of the best. I'd love an infinite ammo Fusion Rifle for PVP.

Watt's pretty awesome. I love the retard "OH MAN HE CAN CATCH TOO?!?!" ... he started as a Tight End in college. Of course he can fucking jump up in the air and catch a 2 yard pass. Still legit player though.

7.5/10 I enjoyed it.

[Picture of Austin Powers] That's a man, baby!