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Godzilla could theoretically eat a pod of whales every few months and then burrow down next to a volcano and go into a hibernation state. The reasons reptiles live so fucking long and eat so fucking little is they use other sources of heat for regulating their body so if he's cozying up to a...

Go to Core of Arreat. Run to Azmodan. Walk up to Azmodan. Note HP. Start Timer. Fight. End Timer. Loot. Division. eDPS

I'm not sure we're 100% that Utnayan was completely wrong.....

Could be poisoned by Oberyn, or could just be heavy symbolism. The fact he was on the shitter could just be a reference to everyone saying he shit's gold as even Tyrion remarks after killing him. The smell from the corpse could just be some sort of metaphor for his aura of general sourness. I...

It's 4000% * 1.15 = 4600% weapon damage.

The funniest joke in the entire season was the two bomber pilots back-and-forth. Xtacle quality shit.

No one mentioned that the montage from the first episode was more or less a fake-out?

Duration 5 seconds; chance is unclear but it's on attack not hit so you can sit in town and spam attacks to see it proc. Also they say the higher you get your attack speed the higher than chance you can keep it up on mobs with large hp pools. Especially awesome with procs such as Andy's. 3x...

Fucked around with a Flying Dragon, Harrington's, and Monkey King 2 piece on my monk last night. Not as good as two good 1handers with melt procs, but not completely awful for low torment shit. Got up to 8.5million sheet dmg which in conjunction with SSS:FO meant a lot of fucking damage. If I...

Yes. Roll the Life Per Hit into Crit Chance and you're pretty fucking set~

Lag tonight is awesome.

Aw yeah, #363 in boss-killer stat on D3 progress. Too bad if I get hit twice I die! Xevron (Xevron#1846) :: DiabloProgress - Diablo 3 Rankings

Of course I'm already running it, but 420 armor <<<<< 330 all resists. They just need to boost STI (lawl) to 50% of dex or fuck even 100% like it used to be and then we'd have almost the armor as Barbs.

My monk butt is so hurt that everyone else can socket their highest dps gems and get decent defense benefits from them, but dodge is still shit so I have to roll with diamonds.

People buy consoles for the exclusives. Then they buy other games because they already have the console. Not everyone is a fucking nerd like the entirety of this forum and has a desktop. Most 20 somethings I know have a fucking Mac laptop and that's it. And I'm in the rich white kid sector.

Aughild's Set is probably best two pieces of gear you can have if you get a RoRG.

Sean is.

They do this with some legendaries such as Thunderfury rolling dex and a primary stat. Honestly every fucking weapon should just roll that guaranteed if they don't remove socketing altogether for weapons. According to their game guide a bunch of legendaries, the crafted at least, were supposed...

Should let you roll 3 affixes on legendaries. First slot costs you 1 Forgotten Soul per, 2nd costs you 2 per, 3rd costs you 3 per. Done and done.

Pig Sticker has 5 as well.

Crafting is fine the way it is cost-wise. Y'all motherfuckers didn't feel the pain of crafting Flawless Royal shit. QQ less. The standard 6 affix should be able to roll higher than other legendaries if they don't have special affixes, IMO. All crafted sets but Guardian/Sage's are really...

You know it's funny I almost think it's better to normally level people and have them give you their iridescent shards so then you can roll the stats on your lvl 60 SoJ's and shit~

RoRG's roll attack speed/base stat/life per hit/free roll. I CALL SHENANIGANS

I think UI looks better. LOOKS better. Whether or not it's more practical is definitely up for debate.

Sean called me, and my life, pathetic once in a post. I smiled a little.

That guild has 5 members and seemingly only two online. No shit the log is going to look like that if they fucking drop 1000 shards at the same time on gloves. That's 8 legendaries for 200 tries if they had full shards. That's 4% chance. Methinks it was just normal shit happening and none of...

Multiplicative 15%. So I can clear T1 with my group in probably 5 minutes or less (haven't tried, not worth the frags). Or I can clear T4 in 10 minutes. (1.15)*(2) = 2.30 legendary drop rate vs (1.15)*(1.15)*(1.15)*(1.15)*2 = 3.5 legendary drop rate If we figure their 90 minute...

SoH has 3 different procs that proc off skill element type. That's why it is the way it is. What an idiot.

Sometimes I really wish the official forums weren't 60% casual, 30% kiddies, and 10% poopsockers. I need more poopsockers to workshop some l33t endgame shit, but everyone is too stupid/ignorant of game mechanics to contribute. Le sad.

Never got one. Entire clan of 15+ people playing 4-8 hours a day each never got one. Would've been nice to have pwned and lost than to never have pwned at all.

Boot him for being a fucking Dave Mathews Band fan.

I don't know I can just tell you Azmodan has 440million hp on single player Torment 2 and 1.126billion hp on Torment 4 single player.

Melee are because they get hit. Constantly. Ranged are all "LOL DEWD IM AT 1.4MIL SHEET DPS CUZ NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!" But hey.. 30% less damage.... right, guys?

This is monk's greatest selling points. Easily high all resist and Mantra of Healing. Neither of these are the selling points most monks want~

Right, WoTHF:FoF is "slower" but it's proc coefficient is 1.5, 1.26, and 1.0 compared to DR:SB which is 0.85, 0.85, 0.35. Appalling. I agree. I can't take OWE or STI off my bar and it pisses me off. STR users get armor from strength, INT users get all resist from intelligence. Dex users...

Chant of Resonance reduces mantra cost while giving passive spirit. 25 spirit per cost isn't too bad, especially if you use inner storm like I usually do (like I said, lightning gear setup is being tested atm). I wish I didn't have to use MoH and be everyone's bubble bitch but it's currently...

Xevron - Community - Diablo III That's my lightning set I'm still fucking around with. My 'best' set is my fire set. Either way my toughness is usually around 7.5mil alone and somewhere between 960-1100 all resists. In my fire set I have like 350khp compared to lightning with 260khp...

I'm at the point with OWE that I don't give a shit but if an item has poison resist on it I get giddy.

Any of them. Whatever your group needs. If you still bring the DPS heat while spamming it (Chant of Resonance is great for this) you can use Circular Breathing for 3 spirit/second. Otherwise the 10% vitality or 20% all resist or even the life on hit runes are all solid. The big reason you...

Yeah if you're in a (good) group, run the highest Torment you can for rifts. My tinfoil senses say that set drops are increased per torment level. Maybe it's just because the actual # of legendaries increase, but it's pretty noticeable. Our fucking Barb has been playing a week and he's got two...