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Watched "Darkest Hour" last night and I was surprised at how amazing I thought it was. I am not much into the dramatic or human stories of late, but I am always into WWII pieces, and this was, of course, tangentially that via Churchill. Now, will say I am a little gay for Gary Oldman and will...

Blasphemy shall be met with punishment. My Master demands it. NSFW indeed.

Fuck me, I really want this game to be good. It was actually moderately fun in the limited Alpha, but has gotten progressively worse ever since. The redesign for release resulted in slogging, convoluted zones that took way long to complete (Chronicon has a similar issue for those who like to...

Are you fucking calling my parents alcoholics you son of a bitch? Just kidding, they totally were!

The Untouchables. With one of the most iconic quotes of all time:

I come from East Coast Canada where we are reknowned drinkers. We used to to take a lined garbage can and everyone would bring a 40 and we would mix it all, dilute a little, and add purple koolaid - Purple Jesus. We also had some concoction with Gin, Vodka, Beer and green koolaid called the...

This is a two-fer and an old reply. Posted in the Netflix thread but will repeat here - The Postcard Killings - horrible, horrible serial killer movie with a transparent tweest and some of the worst acting and dialoge/screenplay I have seen in recent memory. Famke is in it, and is terrible and...

The Postcard Killings Typical serial killer schlock with an attempt to be somber and dark and smart and "international" and failing dramatically. I am halfway through the movie here over lunch at work and saw the tweeeeeest a million miles away. JD Morgan looks like he has aged 50 years in...

The first google search image for Dennis, as you would expect, is not Darth Maul. Also, this is not the actual first image, the first one was a picture of Quaid that was so large it frightened me.

THOSE ARE THE ONES. Nicely done.

A bit of an aside, kind of a discussion of responses to horror movies in general, but when I watched Blaire Witch for the first time I was alone in my apartment at midnight in the dark and it scared the bejeezus out of me. Now, mind you, I am a city boy at heart and terrified of the woods at...

Oh man, I love me some Milla but this is going to blow so bad. I read either one or two fantasy books as a kid where a BMP or something was teleported from a modern war into a fantasy setting and they fought the big bad guy and his army. This reeks of that a bit, but clearly Milla becomes a...

The first time I watched this I was home sick with a fever and this movie fucked me right up. Between the captain holding up his eyeballs to the flashing scenes of body horror when the fight at the core happens at the end, I actually covered my eyes while watching a movie for the first time in...

Okay we are getting into infinite off topic discussion here, and I am responding late, but my personal, anecdotal experience is that the majority of women who have naturally large breasts typically have poorly formed hips and ass for some weird reason. You would think the genetics resulting in...

You nerds can nitpick the music and Momoa's cheese factor all you want - this may be the first movie I would actually look forward to SINCE the newest Blade Runner. That trailer was just about all I could have hoped for, and I am now quivering EVEN MORE in anticipation. Yeah, I have become a...

That's what HE said. Ba dum biiiish. The league needs more players like Kittle. I know it is a QB league, but you gotta pay the players people like to watch and are glue guys on your team. I would pay Kittle. And McCaffrey. Regardless of position. Thinking of fucking Antonio Brown being...