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More like make your meat look like you have shit-dick.

I'll be sure to make the drive down. We're heading to the gorge today and then to up to Rainier tomorrow.

Just landed here yesterday. Bumming around for the week on vacation time until I start back up at work. The drive across Montana was fucking amazing.

Dead today at 27.

I'm just surprised that Grim posted videos under an hour long.

Since I announced I'm moving out of state at the end of the month pussy has been raining down. From girls I know socially to okc/tinder dates. I didn't even really plan it that way but about 70% of my inbox is "wanna hook up before you go?" I've seriously railed like 7 girls over the past...

I actually kind of love End of Days for some weird reason.

It seriously took me all night to remember what the fuck this game was called.

"If your looking for a hook-up swipe left"

I'll agree but I still think people who post the "ehh I never really got into the first couple episodes" are just bad people in general. Poor Jimmy at the end. Right in the feels.

Finally cutting off that annoying callus I've had on the side of my big toe for like 3 months.

Jeeeeesus. That episode was astounding. I want a Mike spin-off show now.

Pretty different from the book but I really enjoyed it. I'm wondering how they'll finish it though because that book gets SUPER fucking strange near the end. Edit: At least strange if you're not familiar with how Philip K. Dick operated in his writing.

I'll have the eunuchs I own to carry it around measure it later today.

"From here on out I'm going to play by the rules" That line cracked me up.

I got a little teary eyed during Ron's future. That fucking song. Happened last time they played it too.

Landlord just stopped by. He's been wanting to sell the place for while since he wants to retire and I guess he finally did yesterday. Have to be out by April 1st. I'm kind of bummed but I'm moving to Oregon in May so all I really need is a couch to crash on and a storage space. My roommate...

He seceded Alberta and declared himself King of the North.

Holy shit this show is going out with a bang.

Haven't had cable in about 4 years. I keep Hulu and netflix around for lazy days but for the most part I just torrent what I want to watch. I watch games and such out at bars or over at a buddy's house.

dbl

Gaige alt account?

Sam Rockwell. Sold.

If you mo's are so obsessed with numbers that you pull in a childhoodesque fashion by following this shit while retaining your alpha masculinity: then you would never believe the number of women that I slept with between 18 and 26 by just being an interesting, easy to talk to guy, before all...

That is the most "Beta" (as you shitless shiftless males will understand") explanation I've ever heard.

There's a pretty strong chance that one of you two will probably be the victim of a self-inflicted gunshot wound after 40.

They'd both die. Killing off a creature with an activated ability doesn't stop the ability from happening. Bus stop advisement in Portland. Who invited this fucking guy?

House guests that leave the bathroom door closed when they're done. I shouldn't have to knock on my own shitter door. Alternatively: People that just walk in on closed doors like a certain ex of mine.

This was a fun deck to build

All the bitches know bout' my

Well at least their kids won't be having any kids. Find solace in that.

Well that's expected to happen if you play DS with a keyboard and mouse.

That "testimony" sounds like utter horseshit. I'll wait till the investigation goes beyond Hollywood blogs and TMZ. Suge is and always has been a thug though.

Was it all that heartbreak that lead you to sleeping with dudes dressed as women, Antarius?