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I had to wiki Allsup's only to find that they're claim to fame is some clerk being raped and murdered. Suck it New Mexico.

Finally. A Brock episode.

Neither are optimal choice and I never really mind if my girlfriend flirts since I do it a lot too. Big difference between flirtation and straight up hitting on someone. If you're a confident, funny, interesting person who's good in bed, you really shouldn't have to worry about your girlfriend...

He said 5-6 years ago. Not that he dated her for six years but if you do happen to be with someone for that long and they are terrible in the sack then yeah. Time to end it

Why would you waste your time helping someone relearn a basic human skill? The question was "Which type of girlfriend would you prefer?" not "Which one of these would you like to have chained to your leg until your heart explodes in 50 years?" Also confident and social over clingy any day...

Who the hell wants to date someone who sucks at sex?

HABLA ENGLAIS?

Getting an internet meme for a tattoo is a pretty bad idea

Ok, actually I think these are pretty funny. "We're out getting drunk at the o-live garden"

When the show moved a majority of it's humor away from the jewish humor/science and into pop culture it really starting going downhill. I'd still say it has a ton of laughs but in between a lot of empty space. Still loads better than the Simpsons though.

"Hey! He's got a Bubo!"

Every time I touch my penis I need to run to a mirror and call myself a faggot. I think everyone in the mall restroom understands.

I cooked this yesterday at my restaurant as a special order, except I go heavy on the peppercorn on the steak itself. Some of the best compliments I've ever recieved.

Couldn't help it bra. All these dicks is confusin my mind

not all that big, I only have to have 3 eunuch's carry it while the other 4 are carrying me in my litter

gaaaaa...oh wait. Carry on

Froglock Shaman.

I don't eat meat anymore but if you order anything but rare/medium rare you're a fucking idiot

Watching that live would be pretty cool but I would be embarrassed to listen to that while I'm driving around.

I doubt he even noticed the girl

Just finished it this morning. I actually think the ending was perfect

Kayne west again proves that he's an amazing producer and a completely shitty lyricist. ...Watch the Throne was pretty great though but not for him.

That clips runs through my head every time I'm possibly about to commit manslaughter

I'm taking about face turning a deep red death grip.

I've had at least 6 girls in the past couple years ask me to choke them or slowly move my hands to their neck while I'm fingering/fucking them. It's...kinda hot but real strange at the same time. Plus is one of those things that they have to initiate. Probably wouldn't end well if my thought...

I've done a lot of weird shit but I could never get into the feet thing. Next topic: Girls who straight up ask you to choke them.

They'll have to rewrite a lot of things. I'm a huge fan of the books but also a huge fan of the show and I'm old enough now to realize that you can't have both exactly the same.

If they we're doing it, it would be a few years down the line I'd imagine on PSN as a ps3 classic.

Hodor has a lot of uses. Xbone is more like Lommy Raff is the angry consumer.

Amazing read. Short story though

I don't want to spoil anything but the next time you run into one is probably biggest pant's shitting moment in modern gaming IMO. Also I had to turn the listen ability not because I thought it was too cheap, but because it was annoying the hell out of me to have to do it every time I enter a...

"Hey guis! we can just cut through this dilapidated sewer!"

I really couldnt get into the uncharted series. I bought all 3 as a bundle, and got to the part in the first one once the Yeti/mutated human things showed up and just gave up. The sequence of "jump puzzle area-jump puzzle area-FIND THE SWITCH-SHOOT THE GUYS-jump puzzle area-jump puzzle area" was...

Jait, you've done it again!

Except that faceless men don't normally use the old "stab in the back" assassin technique. They do weird shit like pushing people down stairs, poisonous insects, and getting dogs to rip throats out

That's it. Tuco is a faceless man