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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Refer them as your "pole dance glasses", "Lap Dance glasses" and "Settling the tab glasses".
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    All I can tell ya is I tried bifocals and fucking hate them. I'd rather have 2 pairs of glasses.
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    The Hawk

    ughh golf. Wait, Will Ferrel? Fuck it, I'll give it a chance. Golf aint any worse than nascar.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Squirrel in the original pic doesn't look right. It kinda looks like a stuffed squirrel.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    How do you think she paid for the knees?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I guess I just don't fucking care enough about any of my digital shit. The true joy was in committing the crime. Not in viewing the evidence 10 years later.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    To me, the entire point of the racing was that unicorn. Fucking dwight.
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    Operation New Career

    You need to understand where he's coming from. He works the night shift at a gas station and everyone thinks he's creepy. So a good word from him for someone he knows from a forum is worrisome unless he specifies it's from the racist nazi forum, not the other ones.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Sounds like it's a ripoff of that TV show Twisted Metal Wacky Races but where people actually die is all I could think of.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    It's true of all your hair. The hair on your arm doesn't keep growing, does it? The only difference is how long it takes to get to it's max length. Head and beard hair takes 7 years I think. Because it grows in waves you'll get to max length in less than 7 years, but it'll continue filling...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    Have you considered placing the camera in a different room with a still photo of you in your sunday best right in front of it? No but really, I have heard of a program that makes it look like your eyes are always looking at the monitor. If the appearance of your eye position is that...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    I don't know about longevity of this specific monitor yet, but just the doublewide curved monitor in general. I used one for a week on a customer's site and bought one for my home office before I left. If not for space restrictions on my desk I would have gotten a bigger one. It's basically a...
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    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    You peel them? Let me assure there is at least one more higher tier of mashed potatoes for you to discover then.