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Even a guy writing satire comes up with stuff that's better than the ACTUAL dialogue

The average wight cant weigh more than what, 60-100 pounds? Only the very recently raised would still have most of their mass left. Massed cavalry charge would honestly have never stopped until the horses got tired, aside from running into the occasional giant. Plot twist: The flaming arakhs...

I think the hammer wouldn't let him pick it up until a moment of genuine need, not just to win a pissing contest.

Are Nebula and Gamora stunt doubles, or do they really look that different without a CGI touchup?

Nah he was repeatedly throwing himself in the way to protect her. Was really one of the best deaths in the entire series, given how often people end up going out like bitches.

Also I'm guessing Lord Glover gets executed next episode.

He (Rhaegal? whichever one Jon was riding) was badly wounded by the undead dagron but i think if it had been fatally it would have been a lot more dramatic.

...that Arya has been partially trained by a cult of death worshiping assassins.

That's just a legend, nobody actually knows how valyrian steel is created.

I mean it's pretty obvious that Winterfell was a near complete massacre, but yes somehow enough of her forces survived to pose a credible threat to Cersei who still has the Lannister bannermen, the Iron Fleet, and the Golden Company.

Count me in the list of people who tentatively agree that they're gonna pull a swerve and have the NK not be part of the attack on Winterfell.

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or to come back and find out your loved one(s) survived the snap only to die of something else during the ensuing 5 years you were gone. Or the fact that the earth probably no longer has the capacity to feed that extra 4 billion people that just showed back up. I don't think any movie has...

Be careful what you wish for.

Not if she ended up as a Targaryen concubine.

Your posts are why we need the tiresome reaction in here. You're the Utnayan of this thread, but far less entertaining.

I'm pretty critical of this movie but I don't think this is fair criticism. I think they did the best they could to find a way to write Cap out because Chris Evans is done with the MCU.

How could she know Strange would be 'the best of us' when she couldn't see past her own death? How come Strange could see past his own death 14,000,604 times to find the 14,000,605th time where he was snapped back to life?

No, Strange very clearly ported them over from Titan.

My sister and nieces turned out okay. I hear .500 is a pretty good batting average.

My father was 25 when he knocked up my 16 year old mother. They've been married for 37 years.

if you're serious get the fuck out of this thread, dumbass.

Agent Carter comes dangerously close to conflicting with MCU canon, but I am glad they gave Jarvis a nod.

His introduction to Sam in Winter Soldier. Amusingly enough when they revamped Cap in Marvel Heroes, that's what they named his sprinting travel power.

Near as I can tell Agents of Shield isn't really considered MCU canon, even if the show itself is bound by the MCU canon.

How does one return the Soul Stone anyway? Well the specific threat of Dormammu is looming in the not to distant future of that timeline, and the Time Stone was instrumental to winning that conflict. Seemed like the Ancient One knew waaaaaaaaay too much about the future, even with having the...

It's lazy and there are no ramifications or stakes.

Yeah but they specifically said time travel doesn't change anything, which is how they can sidestep all the massive plotholes they created by taking the space stone out of the tesseract, condensing the aether into the reality stone, and bringing Thanos & crew out of 2014. Really the Endgame...

I ended up assuming that only the power stone was that destructive in the MCU. Really seems like you're the one that's "so butt hurt over it"

It's sad that you can't tell the difference between the organic and inclusive poses and a forced, exclusionary one.

The problem with changing the subject is that you're a childish turd who has no business being in a conversation with grown-ups.

Fantastic viewing experience as a culmination of the entire MCU thus far, but it falls off pretty hard once you start going over it in your head, lotta missteps. Loved Professor Hulk at first but it got weird and annoying. What exactly is Natasha sacrificing on Vormir? You have to give up what...

Even if he's no Trent Dilfer, Manning will always be remembered as one of the worst QBs to ever win a Super Bowl.

WRONG

I will say that was my second favorite knighting scene in any TV show or movie. Nothing will ever compare to Uryens knighting Arthur in Excalibur though.

This basically sums up every post you've ever made in this thread.

Except he didn't fail in Meereen.

What? They're friends.