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I think the implication is clear that Reek and Sansa were trying to commit suicide. I assume that Season 6 opens with them finding out they were actually jumping into a giant snow drift or something. Killing Myrcella is stupid unless Ellaria realizes she's committing suicide to do it. She...

That was awful, and Ellaria is a fucking retard. She she has to know she's going to die a savage brutal death as soon as Jaime turns that ship around and threatens Doran with war, and there's no way Doran is stupid enough to think he could cover up both Jaime AND Myrcella's death without...

That chapter synopsis reminded me of something semi-important. Under Dornish law, Myrcella is the rightful Queen of Westeros, because they practice absolute primogeniture. Which means they could press her claim to the throne even without Tommen's death. That theoretically means that her claim to...

I don't have the book handy but the chapter synopsis from the wiki implies that they did have that heartfelt chat in the cell.

Tyrion offered him tons of gold...if he happened to survive trial by combat against the Mountain. He didn't betray Tyrion and Tyrion even said he didn't fault him for the decision. I also don't think Bronn is stupid enough to be suborned by the sand snakes unless they can somehow prove to him...

S5E4, Sons of the Harpy. Sansa lights a candle for Lyanna and thats when her and LF talk about what Rhaegar did. I agree it's thin, but there really are no other clues to Jon's parentage, and obviously everyone who watches the show is going to assume there is some sort of secret about Jon's...

Like I said before, I've had people who haven't read the books tell me they think that, and while some of them may have picked it up from book readers, there is at least one whom I think didn't. That scene where they take the time to have Baelish and Sansa talk about Lyanna and Rhaegar tripped a...

Then why did the Patriots feel like they had to cheat?

Don't get all the complaints about the kids. The kid(s) sucked in 1 and 2 also, 3 didn't really have a kid because the kid was basically just a small adult rather than a child. I'd rather they included some throwaway bit about 'mom and dad are getting a divorce waaaah' that never comes back up...

If the movie is out we don't need spoiler tags. And yeah I thought the Trex/Drex fight was a bit short, but if a Trex couldn't beat another natural apex predator, obviously it wasn't going to be able to beat some genetically engineered monstrosity. Was enjoyable though. Obviously a lot better...

Which is why it's totally possible that Tommen and Myrcella will live long and happy lives when Cersei predeceases them. Screw you Maggy! *edit* Heh, was randomly browsing around the wiki for the books and found the woman Cersei was lezzing out with.

But as Royal says, show could be different.

Well her banishing him makes more sense in the books, because he basically wouldn't apologize or even admit what he did was wrong in the books. Also, in the books she's like 13/14 years old. But I don't really think banishing him makes her retarded, just rightfully upset because his betrayal...

They sort of did with Jorah this past episode, but I agree that it's not exactly the redemption you're talking about. The only pseudo-redemption story I could see happening would be if Ser Thorne manages to save Jon.

pretty much

Yeah Bronn is something of an anomaly. Up until the point where Jaime visits him and reveals that Cersei fucked him over on the marriage deal, his character follows the book Bronn almost exactly. Despite him being just as critical to Tyrion in the books, I just didn't really care about him, but...

He didn't disappear from the books.

I hope the Sand Snakes end up in King's Landing and Bronn settles down with Tyene. Maybe even moves back to Dorne with her.

I put ~7 hours into prison architect back in january and haven't gone back since. I figure that's a good enough deal for the price, and I probably will fire it up again once it's closer to release, it was pretty damn fun.

I have to say, Syrio being Jaqen is easily the funniest completely retarded fan theory I have ever heard.

Do they ever even say why Jaqen was in Westeros in the first place?

I was climbing just fine with midrange druid a couple days ago since Druid is one of my 2 classes that isn't 60 yet.

It was pretty easy to trivialize the game even without Cid faceraping every fight.

heyoooo

Real noble guy.

I'm just messing with you. He already saved the watch from being destroyed by the Wildlings. But seriously, he burned his daughter to get the throne, not to save the world.

Except he hasn't defended the realm against shit. He's still looking to set himself on the Iron Throne while the Watch does its job without him. It would be funny if Tyrion convinced Daenerys to stay in Essos, until Cersei or someone tried to have her assassinated again and really pissed her off.

It is, but it was still one of Square's best games, and the Tactics Advanced games were absolute garbage. Not just compared to the original, but garbage period.

WHAT WRETCHED BLASPHEMY IS THIS? BURN THE UNBELIEVER!!!

Oh yeah Missandei. Gonna have to review my top 5 again. Guess it would be Tyene Sand Myranda Myrcella Missandei Margaery with Karsi getting bumped off the list since she was a single episode character and she's a wight now anyway. But man something about her look did it for me.

I had no idea Emilia Clarke was only 5'2. They do a good job Stalloning up her camera angles for the most part.

18 is way too old. But yeah the real problem is that she sorta looks like a boy. Doesn't help that she spent 4 years of the show in disguise as a boy too. And at 5'1 she's basically a damn midget.

Gilly looks fine in that picture but she looks like a fucking retard when she's wearing wildling garb.

Yeah, by like 5 months. Kerry Ingram just turned 16 2 weeks ago. Which is normal for movies, actresses are always older than they look. Except Nell, who apparently is exactly the age she looks to be.

Screw you hippies. If she has flowered, she can be married into House Gavinmad and bear my heirs. I'll give an internet to whomever comes up with the funniest motto for House Gavinmad. My first thought was 'Internet Tough' but I don't think it pops enough. Bonus points if you manage to parody...

Oh shit yeah I forgot about Myranda. She gets bonus points for being such a psycho bitch. I think she takes Myrcella's #2 spot and bumps Melisandre out of the top 5. One of my favorite scenes in the whole show is when Yara is trying to rescue Theon, and Ramsay comes down to the kennels after...

My mom was 15 and my dad was 24 and they celebrated their 33rd anniversary this year. Myrcella is plenty old enough for me. I think you're just mad you never had a flock of dornish women to lube up that dried out husk you call a vagina.

the name Nell Tiger Free, on the other hand, is a pretty quick and effective cure for erections.