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Pretty sure nobody was scared enough of hoofshots to filter out the web address, but yeah this is definitely hoofshots 2.0

Has time to filter out ******** but can"t fix the site.

I wanted to call it Trexxy"s Fashion House

Confirmed virgin. Poking your girlfriend with your morning wood does not magically put her in the mood for sex.

#totes sporting a semi now

My neutrality obligates me to call bullshit on this one too.

calling bullshit on this one.

Yeah because the migration of a proletariat frustrated with an intransigent ruling class is definitely the same as the eviction of the Britney and Potam screenshots retard crew.

I know I"m going to get branded a heretic for this but...maybe we could do without a FSR and people could just take their lazy asses straight to reddit?

Look, calling her a swamp donkey is one thing, but calling her Meg? That might be crossing the line.

So the fuck what? So if she was telling you about a MFF threesome she had, you would have creamed your pants, but since it was a MMF threesome, she"s a disgusting whore? Grow up.

Or maybe you are trying to figure out what is wrong with you so you can keep future girlfriends from cheating for the same reason.

I"m gonna quote that in hopes that you will see how much sense it makes.

Wait, she was cheating on you with the guy who bullied you in grade school? Chop that bitch into pieces, burn her down, and bag the ashes. Make a slide show of it for the bully to watch.

His good buddy fucked his girl. Story over.

The realistic answer is no.

the bird only hops 3 times, not 4.

No it isn"t.

See, I believe its really some chick of Kegs, because the whole thing is too dumb to be fake.

I"m willing to let you off the hook this first time, because of the shock of seeing a brother do it to his sister and right in front of you. If it happens again and you don"t do anything, I hope you understand that you"ll never carry a Man card again in your life.

A dick only his mother has loved

Ask yourself this: when you"re lying on your death bed, what is gonna make a better memory? Getting all the groundwork for your boring ass career laid out just right, or having a threesome with two hot french chicks in jamaica for spring break? Aim high man.

This thread made me laugh. Then it made me depressed. #foreveralone

my brain exploded.

Some time passes... I am disappoint.

troll troll is troll. im too lazy to come up with adjectives or a picture.

Yeah, because being in the military has nothing to do with relationships failing, it"s all about when you first had sex.

Pretty sure everyone on these forums simultaneously hates and hates you, because you"re really fucking annoying.

Her knees are too sharp.

That was so unbelievably childish. I laughed, +1 to you sir.

Ravvenn is teh bestest.

You"re not only wrong, but you"re retarded too. If you had actually looked it up, like you"re suggesting that I do, you"d find out that cutting is incredibly common as early as middle school, and kids cut for reasons as simple as being teased about X at school. So no, you"re fucking stupid, it"s...

Right, because "There is nothing inherently deep and screwed up about the behavior" means the exact same thing as "There is nothing screwed up about the behavior". And yeah, it"s pretty clear you don"t know a goddamn thing about drug use either. It"s not like cutting causes an altered state...

No, a man would have given her two eyes and a hatefuck as a going away prize. Also, I want to laugh at all the google psychologists going on about how cutting is some "fucked up deep issues". Ravvenn seems to be the only one who knows anything at all about cutting, which is probably because...

Alternately, you could stop being a pussy. A man would offer to help her cut.

I get one every paycheck, jokes on you chump!

final night cont.

didn"t see it mentioned elsewhere in the thread, so here"s Hal Jordan"s last hurrah as Parallax. Out of all the crap that came out of superman"s death and return, I thought Hal Jordan going nuts was pretty good, although there are large parts of it that I haven"t read, so I could be wrong. At...

Ronaan: you"re a pussy, or a slave. Move on. Celebrindal: She"s lying, she doesn"t have cancer. I got the cancer lie once, women go there because it"s so ridiculous you have trouble not believing it. Brad: Seriously, relax. She"s a stripper, which is it"s own special brand of crazy woman...

Can I get this in writing? Nothing personal dude, I just really wanna kill someone.