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Here's the last time you posted it. They're a little more clear on the timeline. Kid died sept 4th last year. Also, the original article said he died from blunt force trauma and had 180 abrasions. Apparently the pit bull broke into the coroners office and turned those abrasions into bites...

That was posted in this thread already. But it's also not a pit. First clue is 180 bites. Pits bite once and never let go. Second clue is the picture of the dog with no pit bull features. Wait, I just checked the article for a date and they are claiming it happened sept 4 2026. Bullshit...

AND REHIRED as a DC BY THE COWBOYS

I think he was fucked by UT. Same as Ricky Williams. The university did too much to protect them because they were stars and then in the NFL they got thrown to the wolves.

Hell, even I thought he was retarded when he was going for it instead of taking the easy 3 pts. That's without even thinking of the possibility of the injury. 99% chance of a positive result that increases your momentum going into the second half, vs 50% (at best) chance of a positive result...

Chin up buddy, you're on the right track. Keep blowing through those stop signs and you'll get one eventually.

With almost any TV series there are different writers that take the lead on each episode. There is also a team of directors. Figure out who's doing each episode and I bet you'll see a pattern.

Yes because I've seen them slow down. That's why sometimes when I'm feeling like an asshole and see someone speeding the other direction, I like to flash my lights and watch them slam on the brakes.

@Bubbles Jets almost had it. Gotta be quicker!

That's why she had to drug him though. ModernProbllemsRequireModernSolutions.gif @Foler can you confirm which of your watches she got?

I didn't know howard was still alive, much less still doing shows. It's probably best to pretend he died sometime around 2005.

Is that the new nickname for the lions? For a minute I thought you were talking about the jets.

Fucking lunch delivery places making you enter details before you can even see the menu. I kinda get needing an address or at least a store because some stores will have different stuff. But beyond that, let me just fucking look at what you have! Every popup needs a "Fuck Off" button.

You must be new here

Holy shit I hope so. I'm not sure you could set the bar any lower and still use a name people recognize. Yeah and that was the feeling I had. He'd been having a terrible game, but he walked out on the field with confidence. We'll see how the season goes.

That reminds me, I need to watch the one with the motorcycles. I think it's the only episode I ever missed and now that I've found it on streaming, I keep forgetting to go back and find it.

uzi is a jew gun, jesus was a jew. Checks out.

How much DKP do you have?

What the fuck? No matter where it lands? So swing passes that are a little too flat will now just be incomplete with no chance of it being a fumble? Underhand shovel passes will always be fumbles? Is this a rule change or and epic load of bullshit?

I want to see the women's heavyweight fights. They can recruit from the washouts of The Biggest Loser (if that show is even still on the air)

are you getting tired of asking if they dropped any loot? I know I am, but it seems disrespectful not to at this point. When I die, will anyone be left to wonder if I dropped a squisie?

When it comes to hermoine, it might help to remember that you're not supposed to want to fuck her. For some of you, that may apply to harry too.

Finally figured out how to watch season 15. I guess they had to stop using garrison as trump because it was still too funny? Oh well, at least the non trump stuff is still worth watching.

Solid movie. I didn't care for the storytelling style, but at least it wasn't like pulp fiction where QT got too clever it fucked with the flow of the movie. Also, I assume they can't do a series like that, so it shouldn't be an issue.

I kinda felt like vince young was back at the end. Like, if he has the ball at the end, he's scoring even if he has to do it all himself.

Oh shit his first name is cam? I've been calling him concussion skatteboo for over a year now.

Well, we did pretty good considering this is a rebuilding year for the boys.

What flock gives them is the ability to search without a warrant. With all that other shit they need warrants (with the exception of ring cameras which MAY be freely available if they ask nicely)

That comment aged well

I'll take the NFL's advice on how to discipline my wife when they're paying me millions of dollars.

What was? the ohio state interception?

TBH, with any story where it's a band of rogues against the gubmint, you have to assume it's set 30+ years ago, otherwise nothing makes sense.

makes sense. So roll another joint was robbing another liquor store.

Then I guess the most likely answer is that the singer did too much dope and can't remember which word is correct.

Did clancy have a good man? I literally know nothing about the case except what I saw in memes.

Followup to this. The firestick keeps turning the boost off every week or so. My guess is it's either app / firestick updates that run without our consent, or maybe it resets when we watch a show that doesn't support the feature. I need more testing.

Isn't long leaf what they called weed in lord of the rings? What is it in this case?

Sounds like she'll be a good one once you fuck the crazy out of her. That's how young bitches are. They lean liberal until they find a good man to straighten them out.