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Toss up between: "This ain't about romance, son" "Blood for the Blood God" while fucking her on her period.

In the article: Bitch, that's a fucking post-it-note.

Can confirm, visited one in Bellaire / Chinatown with a Korean friend of mine, most awkward shit in the world when they actually proposition you. Never gone to a massage parlor since.

This is true, unless you find yourself working for a company not involved in E&P or at least one not heavily reliant upon such companies. Work at Phillips 66 in our new HQ south of I-10 & Beltway 8, and we laid off like ~100 folks last year. Not sure if I want to buy a house in the area seeing...

So much this. For about a two week period I was the only cleric on Luclin with Hand of Virtue (you know, while RNG decided which PoP spells we'd get) and during said time I made sure to only log on during raids just so I didn't get fucking spammed with all that bullshit.

Burned through a bunch of Mystical Scrolls, some Legendaries / L&Ds and the Transcendence scroll. Ended up with 2 Woosas and a Zaiross, not too shabby.

Or purchasing winRAR.

Current 5-6m albeit reliable GB10 auto is Vero(L), Shannon, Bernard, Bella, Ariel; only Vero is 6* and even though DB10 is a ways away, I might take some time to start getting Bernard / Ariel to 6* alongside Briand.

I mean, Julien is Wind albeit squishy for giants I would imagine. Kona would at least give Vero or others more turns. 8 and 9 are a bitch, though, and you might consider relying on reps to get you through them toward GB10.

Just hit 50 and pulled Briand / Chiwu after having pulled Ariel / Chasun the night before that.

Pulled a wind pioneer this morning, feels good.

Will shoot you a friend request. Name is likewise the same as it is on here. Pulled a Lushen last night, feels good.

Finding out first-fucking-hand that my apartment is currently experiencing quite a number of issues pertaining to RABID WOLF SPIDERS. One of those motherfuckers came at me in the motherfucking shower earlier tonight. Thankfully I just moved in and there wasn't much to sift through but...

Just picked this up, poopsock on mobile games engaged.

At least you all have working public transportation infrastructure over there. Speaking to Houston, 20+ minute drives are essential to take care of every-day activities, never mind this game. 600 square miles of interstates, interstates, and more interstates.

Exactly; nothing else to do. I don't believe I'm underestimating the time whatsoever. 45+ minutes easily when it comes to those types you mentioned. The principle of it being a foregone conclusion no matter how ineffectively you throw FOTM 'mons at it is just terribly mind-boggling to me. Time...

I'd take the time to max everything if it provided me with some amount of tangible benefit and not kudo points from my internet brethren. I'll provide an example: I watched a group of grown ass men huddledd amongst one another in a parking not far from where I work obviously leveling some...

So funny seeing people going out of their way to get 100% IV's determined entirely by luck as they work under the assumption that shit is even remotely beneficial given current mechanics. Having said that: There we go.

Had many of the initial ones banned, now unbanned, my account is fine. Click activation email from PTC, log in with account, go through the motions and catch a starter, then pop one of the default incense and catch another. Of the 30+ I've created, it was almost exclusively the first few I...

The fuck is going on in my neighborhood right now, exeggcutor, then find a porygon, then a snorlax and Dratini not ten minutes apart.

I use this as a backup for the rare times my nearby happens to reveal something ahead of my scanner -- great for quick on-demand scans like that. But yeah, the cooldown (and the fact that it seems 2x as long if you switch back to PoGO) makes it less than optimal for anything large-scale...

What type of phone do you use? I use Pokealert for Android, otherwise I use the desktop map over on the pokemongodev subreddit to scan shit while I'm not out and looking for something. Not sure about iPhone but most folks around here use go radar, but it isn't reliable out of high traffic areas...

Not this shit. Not in this thread. We're better than that.

This. Electric are so bad currently you're better off bringing bringing a Vaporeon to fight water if you don't have a reasonable Grass-type to counter them with. Also, hope they change up the combat mechanics sometime soon so I have a reason to not faceroll everything with a dragonite train.

If trading comes out anytime soon, that's a bet.

Aside from region-exclusives and 2 grimers needed to obtain a Muk, I'm down to Chansey and Porygon. I have literally scanned hundreds of square miles and sat said scanners down upon large swathes for days at a time to record spawns and I have yet to find a Chansey or Porygon in the Houston...

Yep, and apparently tried to access my Samsung Pay app a few times, or at least someone did.

Collapsed yesterday at work due to heart problems -- wake up coated with IV's and shit sticking into me. I shit you the fuck not when the nurse comes in, the first thing she asks me: "Where did you find all those dratini?". Nothing medical-related, nope. POKEMON GO was the first thing she asks...

Sad part is, we all know some guy out there is putting this theory to the test as we speak for the purposes of unquenchable min/max potential in his daily workout regimen. Despite seeing the data you're referencing concerning hatching speed, I am forced (as in literally forced; the dratini...

Makes sense given that my dratini nest is a series of straight dead-end streets. Always hatch the shit out of my eggs when I go out there.

On a generous day. My experience leads me to say that it helps immensely if you intermittently capture shit as you're traveling, so as to kickstart an update in distance traveled. Also was viewing my pokemon inventory just a few minutes ago, saw a ponyta in it that I was about to receive from a...

No title evades the Dunning-Kruger effect. I troll the public Houston Pokemon Go facebook group for shits 'n giggles by posting pics of my line-up. About to hit 5 dragonites and calling it quits on the dratini farm.

I've had water pokemon show up out of nowhere in places they had shown up 0 times prior to that point (aka my living room, sit here all day and it's eevee/pidgey HQ) just after some showers here about two weeks ago. Not weather related but prior to that I was out in Chinatown in the middle of...

Less faggot Magic, more faggot Pokemon. Watched fellow Mystic cops follow some random folks around for a good hour or so given that they happened across MyDratiniNest(™) until they left. Another group ended up getting ticketed but they were swerving and shit. The most serious of business out...

There really needs to be some sort of implementation to allow for a re-roll of moves, I don't care if it's a steep candy cost per roulette roll or whatever, but some of the discrepancies between special moves as aforementioned are just asinine.

Have yet to acquire a dragonite with dragon claw. Guess I'm getting a 4th, 5th, 6th etc. Has anyone found back-end data on moveset % chances or something of that ilk?

After hours of poopsock scanning, I have finally found what I would consider a genuine Dratini nest near Houston. Spent 4 hours there and picked up 32 of those little fuckers. Going back tonight before tracking dies or people discover it because either would ruin it and I'd prefer to get this...

65 HP / 1900 Dust Edit: My tracker is still working. https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongode...p_desktop_app/ Follow the instructions, turn off quick scan, set radius to 7 or less. Use the mobile capability or remote desktop via your phone with something like Gotomypc.

So uh, just got this dragonair: Put the same stats in on the other IV calc sites and they're basically telling me perfect attack / defense ratings. Edit: If I move the scaler any higher I can't select the correct HP value / gives me Stamina rating of 0/15.

Yeah, savor that shit. Don't know about the rest of you but if I'm out and about catching for the purposes of grinding out XP / stardust, magikarp nests are a gold mine. They don't seem to give much fuss when compared to virtually everything else as far as staying in balls are concerned.