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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    No, it's not. It's DAI in space. That's it. I get so tired of hearing this argument over and over and over. More that later. Yes, there is a reason to play ME2, but only because they improved on gameplay so much and dialogue (if you like ME1's dialogue) so much. ME3 is kind'a a mixed bag...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    She did a voice in XCom 2. If you've played that, chances are you've heard her. It's not really her that I blame so much, or the dude. It's the god awful dialogue. To paraphrase ACG, if I wrote a script and then hired Jack Nicholson to read it, it would still come off as someone with...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It's actually funny, because Cora is the one who I started to bond with first. Then, it just all went to shit. Every time I start talking with her I just feel more and more pulled out of the story. It's like they said before the game was released. "We're getting rid of the binary system of...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It'll fade, soon. As soon as you go back down to Eos to finish up those quests left, it'll be gone and you'll be back to hating the game.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I think it's a case of them trying to do too much, barring the animations and the ugly women. As some others have stated, playing through it does feel like you're in a ME game for about an hour, maybe two. But then you go back to the Tempest, start talking with Dr. Lexi again, it starts to...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Being completely honest, I wouldn't be surprised if that estimate isn't a tad high.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I love the burning video card. Hahaha.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    After playing site 2 of Eos, BioWare can go fuck right off. "Hai, ummm, you can play CoD shtyle. You can jump jhet arouns, and it'll be whicked aweshome!" *hiding in a building just so I don't get my ass shot off* Yeh. AWESOME.
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    Camelot Unchained

    Yah, I remember the last game that tried this, Shadowbane, I think it was called? Of course, there it was open PvP. Might be a little bit different in this game.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Thanks for the $10. I bought the game, but am not enjoying it. I'll finish it, for sure... But I'll be snoozing my way through. I mean, I just went on a couple'a strike team missions this morning, for one I got... Ready for this? 18 chittins. I don't even know wtf chittins are for, I...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I wouldn't say that, it's about on par. The only thing that I think is gonna save this game is multiplayer and DLC's. Written by uhhhhhh.... People that actually care about what they're writing. But we'll see. At this point, I have no faith in BioWare to write something that I actually...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I personally can't wait to hear his angry rant about how BioWare done fucked it up. With his Commander EA character, he doesn't even have to touch micro-transactions. Maybe they'll start listening to people like him rather than people with 10-20K subscribers. I've picked up the game, I am...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I keep wondering where they're gonna go for DLC's and shit. Prolly gonna hit up Weekes to come in and do some fucking damage control.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    lol Mass Effect Andromeda - Starring Sloth as Sara Ryder
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Mass Effect Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I was talking about the developers.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Mass Effect : Andromeda - White males ruining another galaxy
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Mass Effect : Andromeda - Dragon Age : The Mass Effect Chronicles (or Inquisition) Doesn't really matter.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yah, I would hate to see what they would do if they saw a young black male walking up their street. "Fuck it honey, time to move to Switzerland. Canada's ruined."
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I'd be fine if they just sold off the IP of ME. Fuck, if they aren't gonna treat it properly, give it to someone who will. Profit, EA. PROFIT.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I would just like to know, where the fuck do all of these trannies live that BioWare knows? I mean, I guess when they say the great white north, what they really mean is.... Ugh.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Jesus christ, in that scene where PeeBee raises her hand to her neck, is that hand big enough? And that looks like a guy's watch from today? WTF?!
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Well, I'm on the youtube side of viewing things, and the amount of shills over there is just pathetic. Honestly, I'm surprised they sent a review copy over to ACG and not The Know/Rooster Teeth. I mean, BSN shit is filled with, "But it's just a number! ME1-3 had their amounts of reviews that...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Not good, but funny.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Shew. Good grief. Welp, I'm happy and sad. Sad because I wanted a new ME game. Not a stinking pile of garbage that they're trying to sell us. Happy because maybe this will teach them to stop making open world games with fetch quests and writing so thin as to be sheer. They tried to make...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    lol MEA Meme Thread. | New BioWare Social Network Fan Forums meme's from ME:A.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    If Vaclav wants to play Dragon Age : The Mass Effect Chronicles, then by all means let him. This is one of those slow moving car wrecks that I just can not look away from.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Actually, yes. It doesn't dawn on you until about halfway through the game, but it is.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Welp, from what I saw from the MKS youtube (I think, you can go back and find it), there's no exploration. There's no, "Hey, wonder what that is over there? Think I'll go and check it out." If you were hoping for that, sorry. SAM is there every fucking step of the way, "Hey, Pathfinder...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I haven't played the free access trial, so take what I'm about to tell you with a grain of salt. But, I don't believe that there's any auto-save or quick save feature in the game. Or if there is, it puts you so far back (about 2 or 3 minutes back) that you just wanna strangle the developer...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Even the third of the series. Which had the best gameplay out of all of them.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It doesn't have to be a binary thing. It's not this or that. It can be both. He's the very definition of a hipster.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Take a look at Drack's teeth. 1,400 and still pearly white and human. *bangs head*
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    "Hey, those remnant were using weird laser frequencies! If I send them to your Omni-tool, maybe you can use them to fix the console!" /facepalm EDIT : This is ignoring the obvious, "This place barely has any power. Here's a 200 foot gravity well that we can just jump down that has been...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Those aren't the two words that I was thinking of Mike.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    *shaking head* My only question, why is what appears to be Russian?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Right now, after Utnayan's review, I have to see it for myself. Maybe this is the new normal. Laughing at games because they're so bad. MST3K style.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    "Yah, just keep coming to work in that V-neck and ignore my socks. Not the ones of my feet."
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    What, by some slackjawed horny yokel?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Sorry, double post.