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If I punch myself in the face and it really hurts, am I strong or weak?

This is totally true. I used to hop on the ice and play hockey full out with no issues. Now I gotta do a BUNCH of stretches before (especially hips), and I have to spend a couple minutes skating hard so I loosen up. If I don't I end up cramping during the game. Getting old rustles my jimmies. I...

Brilliant.

Damn. I need to work out.

Happy tulips to everyone. 'Tis the season.