so it is true, even to them they all look the same
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/04/17/man-who-accused-aaron-donald-of-assault-apologizes-says-he-made-a-mistake/
with enough booze in them any yinzer would call Floyd Mayweather a mini house American Inventor, so it's not a great leap to assume that they would try to square up with an equally drunk NFL player