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  1. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    You are a slave to the Margarita.
  2. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Got my Amazon notice that the book has shipped and is expected to be here tomorrow.
  3. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    The emu community better hope EQL succeeds too, because they are in the crosshairs whether it succeeds or not. Its success is the only way DBG is going to allow them to continue. They only care about $$$, and letting people run free servers doesn't put any in their pockets, and ostensibly draws...
  4. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    Keeping it separate from all access is fucking retarded, but it is probably to test the waters and to specifically monitor how much EQL brings in.
  5. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    It was also unlicensed and as such illegal. That's why it is gone, and this is being attempted. It might suck giant floppy donkey dong. It might be better than THJ (unlikely, but non 0% chance). If they want to charge a sub it better fucking well be better than TLPs.
  6. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    I would imagine with a few bits of +10 gear it will be trivial for most classes. My first alias/persona will be a brdcuck, even if I only get to have one pet. The pet AAs and slow from BST will be additive power boosts for MAG pet no matter what. So I have to clear to isle 7 PoSky no matter what...
  7. moonarchia

    Tokyo, Japan

    There are regional foods in every state in Japan. If you want to do 2-3 weeks just join a tour group and see the whole country. There are probably specific foodie tour groups that do just that. If you are going to do 1 week just focus on Tokyo. It is fucking huge, and one of the major culinary...
  8. moonarchia

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Is that why you have a fleshlight instead of a breathalyzer?
  9. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    It was massively easy on THJ. But they did take DTs out of all zones. Pop your DZ and just mow everything down. Quest bits dropped like candy. There is still a good zone write up out there for some reason.
  10. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    Do you even death curse?
  11. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    I'm sure Tom Holland will be sucking Zendaya's feminine penis somewhere in this abortion of a movie. Nolan specifically chose a feminist reimagining of the original story as his starting point. It's just mustard holes and DEI all the way down from there.
  12. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    It's also OK to like enough to play once in a while then unsub until they release a fun update/xpac. That's how the TLP model works. It's how Diablo and WOW and FFXIV work. If EQL sticks the landing and is fun enough to play, it will be fun enough to put in whatever rotation you have. Play until...
  13. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    My memory could be wrong, but I think 5/12 is the day.
  14. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    2 days until I lock myself in a room and read.
  15. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    Bisi gonna Bisi.
  16. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    He loves a blackened bark on his beef flaps.
  17. moonarchia

    Invincible

    I have no idea how it is in dub land, but there are hundreds of VAs in Japan doing the original voices. And aside from the exceptionally rare Cowboy Bebop the Japanese voices are just incomparably better.
  18. moonarchia

    Spring 2026 Anime Thread

    Will and Elfie are going to make pretty babies by the boatload once they are reunited.
  19. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    Time will tell. Min/maxxing in THJ was a thing, but in the end most folks could do everything regardless of build. Some builds took longer, sometimes a lot longer, to get there, but everyone could get there. EQL is going to have personas, so if one build is lagging, you can just hop onto a...
  20. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    That's fine. I will still be able to clear Fear, which means I will be able to get anything I want from the zone. Solo remains a viable option for everything, which is the important thing for a game trying to suck in as many THJ whales as they can.
  21. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    If they have proper instancing this is a moot issue. It's just a difference in time to end game, not access to it. Aliases are just whatever they are doing with personas. That is a perfectly cromulent way to alleviate any need for alts on the same account. You can have up to 15 on live, so one...
  22. moonarchia

    Mortal Kombat II (2025)

    He's gotten grizzled enough to be a real McCoy if they could somehow get Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto back to make a few more Star Trek movies.
  23. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    You get to be a Temu hermaphrodite.
  24. moonarchia

    Weight Loss Thread

    It's just hard to eat any carbs while maintaining correct calorie intake. On the plus side, it's the second easiest thing behind sugar to cut out. Replace them with vegetables or protein and you will get a lot more food for the same or less calories.
  25. moonarchia

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dave Thomas. Though you might be able to harness his corpse to power the next generation of Teslas.
  26. moonarchia

    Novel Writing

    She won the day by fucking Gene Roddenberry.
  27. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    You can always say Nigerian.
  28. moonarchia

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Gots da swag and da swagger.
  29. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    https://cheesedelicatessen.com/saxonshire-5-layers-cheese/
  30. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    They're called ogres.
  31. moonarchia

    EQ TLP(s) 2026 Part 1: PvP or go cuddle your mother

    All the best ones. And then they raped everyone's assholes by putting POP after a 9 month progression gape.
  32. moonarchia

    EQ TLP(s) 2026 Part 1: PvP or go cuddle your mother

    SOF and SOD really are a treat if you have never gotten to them before.
  33. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Persistent progress is the carrot of MMOs. Even in a beta people don't want their time to be treated lightly. A wipe is always destructive in that regards, so, you know. Wanting to play a game doesn't mean wanting to replay the n00b experience over and over. Not everyone is an incurable...
  34. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    True. The threat of a wipe kills enthusiasm pretty thoroughly. Pantheon was fucking retarded with that as well. If you are going to wipe do it quickly.
  35. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Hey, that's 3% of people who will convert into paying subs. Totally going to be a financially viable product.
  36. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    The low poly count res saved many sanities that day.
  37. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Oh yes. We are all 12 feet tall, 12 inches, and making 12 figures. Literal gods among men.
  38. moonarchia

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Bring back some nice Persian carpets!