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After being at the rink from yesterday afternoon until late last night I came home to find my neighbour had cleared my entire (long) driveway with his snow blower. I do his sometimes if I get out first, and this is the first time he did it for me. I went over to say thanks, and he said it was...

This is real. You can't make this shit up.

What happens if he brings his kid again?

Jeeze dude, what a story. I like that he gave you a 5 year warranty, but what's to say he will be around for that long? And his phone number will be active? Did he give you physical location of his shop so you can go to him if need be? Putting in a used boiler is always risky. Why was it taken...

On the sole of certain shoes:

That's demonstrably false, but why would I spend effort on trying to convince a moron he's wrong?

Which part of "never sees the sun" did you not understand, you mongoloid?

I got it on my upper thigh, which never sees the sun. It's genetics. Fuck you for stating it like that though.

Didn't take pictures, sorry. Try it though.

Made a Tourtière last night. Made my own puff pastry (what a pain in the ass), though I usually use a regular pie crust. Put ground venison and ground lamb in with cranberries. Cooked the meat/fruit first, cooked it down with some beef stock in it, a little bourbon, and a bit of flour mixed in...