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A while back in this thread the married guys started posting shit like "Got home tonight and the wife had dinner on the table, then she sucked my dick in the shower". Between all of us, we could easily do multiple good marriage posts a night. But it got boring.

and I'm not trying to sell you either. But you made a claim that no one has ever been able to give you a single practical good reason to get married. Now you can't say that anymore because I gave you 6 even if you only accepted the 2 weakest ones.

My sister lives on a cul-de-sac that's one way. Everyone parks on the inside of the circle to avoid driveways and shit and that happens to be on the left side. A cop came along one evening and started writing everyone a ticket for parking on the wrong side. Apparently someone on the HOA board...

@Vanessa and @Jessika Would you 2 be willing to do a scene in the next FoH porno? asking for a friend

I must have scrolled past whoever was talking about soul mates. I would have ridiculed them too.

1. I call bullshit on "You can bang all you want". I'm sure there's a subset of the population for who that's true, but it's far from universal. I definitely get more sex now than before. Plus, it was a lot of fucking work to get into a fresh set of panties. 2. Saving money. Seriously...

I pretty much already do hate them all equally.

As far as I know it's only in a couple places. Santa Barbara and San Francisco I think.

Bro why the fuck didn't you smuggle some in? Way to do some basic research on your travel destination. I hope you never go overseas.

Don't be a pussy and give up after seeing one commercial offering. Look at some videos. Most of them are literally nothing more than a power tool with a dildo taped to it. You're bound to have a saws-all or something. Replace the blade and set that motherfucker on low speed.

I am shocked that a bunch of internet porn addicts thought this episode was heavy handed. Shocked, I tell you. It was great and the gay porn shit was funny as hell. My only disappointment was the supposed 'weird' porn was just a gonzo scene.

Interesting. For some reason I thought rosters were set late in the season.

So a whatif. If seabass wasn't able to come back and the Seahawks had won. Would they have been able to sign another kicker for next week? Cause that would be crippling if not.

Change the name of the thread dammit.

If we lose this on a drop kick field goal, it'll takesome of the sting away

Cheaters just couldn't stop cheating.

Did anyone else think Haley and goodell looked pretty friendly? Like REALLY friendly.

After 200 they start raping your wife and mom.

Not gunna lie. The prospect of seeing a dropkicked fg attempt has me excited.

Dak deserves most of the criticism he gets. But he does a good job of clock management.

That was a good catch by lockett

Fuck maher

Dak so bad no one can catch his shit. Not even dbs.

Fuck. The TV signal went out right after that cheapshot on heard.

It's nut cuttin time for dak. He's either a leader or we need to start looking for his replacement. He can lean on zeke for some playoff wins to make up for his lack of skill, but that's going to require him to make good audibles and protect the ball. He's shown he can do one of those things...

This reminds me of a documentary I saw once. I'll try to find the name of it for you, but basically the girls clit was in her throat. Fortunately most people think you're talking about monkeys when they hear that word. So it's an easy blurt to cover up for. Also, it'll give you a chance to...

Someone in the amod thread said he's panface, but I don't know why. Did he post some gore somewhere?

I was disappointed with the first episode that we didn't see the epic stream of piss. But I think next time I take a leak I'm going to try shouting like that and see if it cleanses my soul.

In that case, maybe it's the opposite problem. My wife has told me there are times she doesn't wanna fuck because I make such a huge production out of it and take too long. Sometimes she just wants a quickie and if she can't get it she'll do without. She says fucking feels good even without...