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  1. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Python Tits.
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    Parent Thread

    I mean at school. High school. You can't just walk out of class, you have to raise your hand and ask.
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    The Fast Food Thread

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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    It is broke, and training her would likely pull her out of production for a year. Yeah, she'd be screwed for a while, but in the long run it would be fantastic. I could pull Christina Agulera quality vocals out of her if she'd let me train her. She'll have a short, limited career because she...
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    She has a huge mouth. That could work in your favour over all.
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    Parent Thread

    Several months into my first kids going to college now. It has been remarkable. There has been a lot of visiting, and a lot of facetiming, and a lot of talking. Fantastic things have been happening. Let me list some, just for those who are anticipating college coming up for your kids. 1. your...
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Yeah, I know her, and have talked to her over and over about how she has to stop singing through her nose. I mean, sheesh, she has a powerful, beautiful voice, and she's forcing it off her hard pallet the entire time she's singing. What's remarkable is she doesn't do it while speaking, she has a...
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Also, I'm falling behind. Sorry.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    You won't see his crap if he's on ignore.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    But what if your wife tried to run you over with a truck so that you wouldn't have any more kids with anyone else? Asking for a friend.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    A fair point to consider. Perhaps penises are needed in both threads.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Interesting. I had braces as a kid, so I'm good. Also, you don't need to worry about me financially. I'm more worried about you buying expensive things to compensate for your demonstrably small penis.
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    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    Sorry, Foler. You talked about doxing your penis pictures. Here is proof that I'm doing so.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Oh, if it's supposed to be you, I can be a lot more accurate.
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    Sometimes it's pork penis, sometimes beef penis, sometime mutton penis. It's like a lottery! You never win.
  16. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2019 - 2020 Season

    That would be fun. But I think Georgia wins that.