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I'll likely never accept an invitation to eat at your home after this post.

Actually, it's delivered by a stripper, who won't leave until you stuff 20 singles into various places.

Meh. The Chick Fil A grudge is now complete. I'll never go there again. The Dennys one may be softening, but there's no Dennys local anymore. They closed the local one. They're all turd fondlers.

I haven't eaten at a Dennys since a waitress dropped her tray of around 6 cups of water on me, and they still expected me to pay for the dinner I didn't have a chance to eat because it was doused in water like I was before I walked out.

I lost my apple tv remote, so now I have to control it from my iPhone.

Mac and Cheese in a crock pot sounds like a bad idea to me. Won't the noodles just be really, really overcooked by the time it's done? Please report back. In theory it's a great idea. I'd like to know how it works out.

I prefer the home made, hand knit penis cozy, myself.

Can't we have boobs AND cheese?

My father put cheese on his toast with jam. What in the actual fuck?

I'd like a nice glass of wine and a handjob when you come this direction. Oh, and some good food. For sure.

Dude, you have some big ole beefy, calloused hands. Do you work for a living or something?

We changed our youngest to a regular, double bed when he was just 1 year old, and he never once got out of it or caused any trouble. That kid has always loved to sleep and is a real rule follower. Every kid is different. That was not the case with the other kids here.

Damned straight. Thanks, man.

Cheddar cheese honey apple fritters.

Oooh, ooh! I want a hat, like all the cool kids!

Join the fight for lemur equality. They're just primates, like the rest of us. Except for those lemurs that aren't primates. Fuck those guys.

Gayriggers?

Where are blacl people from?

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He's weak.

I love a piece of cheddar cheese on my apple pie, that's a great combination. I even have a recipe for an apple pie that has cheddar baked into the top crust. It's awesome. And, as a kid, I ate peanut butter and cheese sandwiches, too. Delicious.

Is this the Duppening?

That actually sounds dreadful

Are they about 9$ each?

Bloody cheapskate. Is it because there were no rerolled skeletons in the video?

You guys ever get the frozen pot pies? They often have them on sale here 10 for 10$. A couple make a pretty good meal, and the flavours are pretty good on some of the brands.

How long do you smoke dick for? Is there a marinade? And do you use hickory woo.... Oh, I see what you mean.

Are dicks fast food? Deep thoughts up in this thread.

The combat moves make me laugh.

I'm not suggesting you leave, I was merely expressing my surprise that you don't, given my own perspective on things. And I don't find it particularly difficult to deal with anyone being here. Hang around if you feel you want to, whatever floats your boat. At the end of the day, I close my...

I'm curious why you hang around here, then? If I actually believed that members and mods were conspiring against me, I wouldn't hang around. Also, have you see the comic where a guy won't go to bed because someone on the internet is wrong? Did you inspire that?