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  1. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have three chest freezers. I know it sounds crazy, but I grow so much of the produce that we eat, and I hate canned fruit and veg. By the end of harvest, everything is full, and we have awesome food all winter.
  2. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind that is wide drywall tape that was poorly done. You may have to tear it out and remud the corners. It's probably something like this, which might work good on a perfectly straight, square wall. So, no where will it work properly, really. Strait-Flex 4 in...
  3. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    In choosing mine I just looked at the efficiency numbers and found the best one with a brand name I recognized. I ended up with Whirlpool freezers, and have been very happy. I try to keep them quite full, so I never have issues with them icing up.
  4. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I wouldn't say NO one.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I just took delivery of 100 pounds of local, grass fed, roasts and steaks. My meat freezer is stuffed to bursting. I'm so excited I can hardly stand it. I might even try sous vide somma dat.
  6. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Did someone put a picture of your junk on tumblr, Eyashusa?
  7. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Try bringing a home made pie with fruit picked off your own trees AND hand whipped cream. People treat you like food god.
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  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Alfredo is easy enough to put the ingredients together, but to get the texture just right, and the flavour balance just as you'd like it takes practice.
  10. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    I don't think it need be a full blown reveal all in one talk. Teach your kids about their bodies, how to respect them, and add sexuality to your ongoing conversations as you go. To me, it's really important that the kids know they can talk about anything, and that they're at least introduced...
  11. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If we have leftover cream I stand at the fridge around 3 am and chug it while I weep about poor life decisions.
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  13. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Oh, that poor kid. Hope that disappears soon.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Worst food poisoning story ever - my first wife and I were on honeymoon in the Canadian East Coast, camping. We cooked some ground beef that had been in the cooler for just a little too long. didn't bother me, but around 4 AM she took the car to the porta john a half kilometre up the road...
  15. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    That's too bad. I felt like the Netherlands controlled more of this game, and should have won. DAMMIT
  16. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    This sucks the balls of Great Odin's Raven.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Uh oh
  19. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    I'm guessing the Dutch wish they had one more substitution left...
  20. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    So two reactions - that Dutch dude immediately pulled up his hand, and showed concern that his challenge had caused damage. Second, I don't see the Dutch flopping as much as any other team. I love it. That said, grow some fucking offense.
  21. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Depends where you are. If you're in a place that gets frost, you have to sink at least some of your posts below the frost line. These will move around. A lot.
  22. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Had the weirdest thing happening. My air conditioning wasn't shutting off when it should. My thermostat would read about 76 in the room, but the other thermometers I brought to the same spot (multiple) would read in the high 60s. So, I pull the thermostat off the wall, and the hole behind that...
  23. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Man both teams appear to be playing to decide this in penalties. Just bloody score, Dutch dudes...
  24. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    This is not very exciting soccer. I wish some offense would happen.
  25. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    I thought the Netherlands would have come out a little stronger than this.
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  27. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Getting food poisoning from bacon is like being bitten by a long time trusted and loved pet. Total betrayal.
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  30. lurkingdirk

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    White people.
  31. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Pics, or I call shenanigans.
  32. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    How about Uncle Gravy's Soggy Buns: A Gentleman's Club. Has quite a ring to it.
  33. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Well, Brasil has two players out, the two big names. Now we know how they score. It's not a team effort. That team has no depth.
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  35. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Gross. I always thought Uncle Gravy was disturbing. You've elevated that. More hipster than Alton Brown:
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  37. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Sorry. I got carried away.
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    Those tits don't look calm at all. Try calming yo tits, man.
  39. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    That's hipster as fuck. Let's see if I can do better: Alten Brown cooking vegan hamburgers in a terracotta pot heated with sun-warmed recycled water.