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  1. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    After talking to different women, I'm pretty sure this is how women use public toilets.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Diving done right.
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  4. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    We had the same issue with preschools, but we ended up sending him even though he wasn't potty trained, and they were 100% okay with it. They say that, but they expect to change a few diapers. Also, once he hit preschool is when he started dropping the deuce in a toilet. He saw other little...
  5. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Dude, my youngest took forever before #2 was okay on a toilet. And he started doing it at the preschool before he'd do it at home. It was a massive battle of wills at the end. The only thing that made it happen was that he decided it was time. Once he decided that pooping in the toilet was...
  6. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Damn, I've never even heard of it. Looked it up. No where near me. I might be able to get to one in a couple weeks, though.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Okay, you're playing soccer. Futbol. whatever. Getting kicked? I can totally see that happening. Should that be punished? You freaking bet. Getting bitten? That should not even be part of what you even imagine as possible. That's infantile, stupid, and beyond anything that you think...
  11. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Ban him, period. Forever. And ever. Hallelujah, hallelujah. Amen. Seriously? Third time biting? Fuck that shit. He's a turd. You aren't allowed to do that in preschool, and you can get kicked out of preschool for that behaviour. If you're doing it as an adult, you're a waste of skin.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Looks like a bite, no kidding. Teeth marks on the shoulder confirms it. Prior biting is the clincher. Screw him.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Dunno, man. Doesn't look so bad on the inside to me. Nice kitchen, nice big soaking tub. Everything looks clean, and relatively uncluttered. The ceilings aren't super, but shouldn't be a serious deterrent from someone buying it. If you have it priced right, that thing will sell. I'm...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That is not a phrase I thought I would read at any point.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    I think there will be a ban. Probably a big one.
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    Orange Is the New Black

    Just started season 2, 4 (I think) episodes in. When the Asian woman was nude I looked at my wife, who looked back, nodded, and said, "I would." I like the show, but I like what it does to my wife even more... I'm really liking all the back stories on the other inmates. When the season...
  19. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    I removed all the popcorn ceilings in my house, it is easy. Just get it pretty wet, take your time, and then be prepared to plaster it all up. Typically, when they put popcorn texture on a ceiling, they don't spend a lot of time on the plastering, so you'll have some drywall repair to do...
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    NHL 2013 - 2014 Season Thread

    So, this is what the Stanley Cup did a few days ago. How does this make you feel? Outraged, or strangest boner? '
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    NHL 2013 - 2014 Season Thread

    dang double post
  23. lurkingdirk

    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Just for giggles.
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gardening

    We've got peaches on our trees! We should get a decent harvest this year, provided they get larger and soften. None of these hard, mutated to ship well peaches from the grocery store! Also, our potatoes exploded over the last week. My russet plants must be a foot tall all of a sudden. We've...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    FOR ATLANTIS!!!!
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Tim Horton's is pretty good. It's very consistent - you can get the same cup of coffee anywhere in the country, and it's not bad. Prices are better than Starbucks, and I like their doughnuts a lot more than Krispy Kreme's doughnuts. Less sugar, more cake like.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Who puts milk in before cereal?
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  31. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    ::begins laughing::
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    Mexico in the second half looked fan-freaking-tastic. They're going to be hard to beat if they play like that all the time. Still, hup hup Holland.
  33. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yep.
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    WORLD CUP 2014 - BRAZIL

    That Dutch goal was just plain pretty. This is a fun game to watch, but the ref is surely calling things tight. Edit - the second goal was also gorgeous!
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I do love yoga pants. MmmmmHmm.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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