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Do you secretly enjoy the smell of your own farts?

I sweep up enough cat hair weekly to build a new cat.

That shit drives me crazy. My wife keeps trying to, as well. Trouble is, we have two cats, and we've had rugs, and they just get covered in fur. Hardwood cleans up easily and nicely.

This last page and a half have made me laugh. Bunch of nerds.

Nice hardwood floors.

I had a Jimmy Johns sandwich yesterday. I think they're a lot better than subway. I think I like the bread better from JJ, even though subway makes a huge deal about their bread. Also, I eat onions like apples. They have the same healing properties as garlic.

I also want New York to win because the Stanley Cup should not be in fucking warm-weather states. That is all.

This is true, and so important. With roofing, the preparation is absolutely as important as the actual laying of shingles. My one word of advice on roofing is that if you have any valleys in your roof, spend a lot of time getting proper underlay, and get the widest stuff you can find.

I hope the Rangers win. I know they won't, but I hope.

Well, Rangers-Kings series? I guess that's the last we hear of hockey this season. So few are even going to care who wins. That's a damned shame.

23rd Overtime game about to start in these playoffs. Pretty exciting hockey. Let's hope my heart can handle it.

You're not kidding. Ow, my all of me. But I feel manly. I guess that's something.

I should probably have seen it, but can someone tell me why they are doing no-touch icing in the playoffs? I'm all for it, it should become the way it always is.

Jebus cross checking Mary in the crease. This is a wild game.

Okay. Garage door goes up and down as smooth as your mom on any random guy. Use the wired switch in the garage, no issue EVER with the door. Try to do it with the remote from outside? Door bounces back up after coming down about 8 inches the first time, maybe 10 inches the second time...

They're calling this a little tighter than I'd like for a game seven that determines the cup finalists. I think LA had a penalty or two that were questionable at this point. Edit: keep in mind I want Chicago to win. I just don't like how this game is being called.

Uncomfortable lead for Chicago after one is uncomfortable. Seriously, five goals in the first? Dang. This is some high power offense on both sides...

Glad that marinade worked out. I've found it pretty good. Works quite well with almost any beef - even thicker cut roasts of questionable quality come out nice if you give them a good, long soak. And yeah, I have a chimney for my grill, too. Hard to imagine going back to doing it without...

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The citrus in the marinade helps make things nice and tender! Don't forget to let it rest for nearly as long as you cook it. Report back.

They see me rollin'...

I think Chicago pulls this one off, and then beats the Rangers in 5. You heard it here first, folks.

Herein lies the difference. In this town, any licensed day care has a wicked long waiting list. Like if you get pregnant and want to use a day care, you better sign up for one the moment you know you're pregnant. Seriously, 6-8 month waiting period is about the norm here.

When the pizza comes, you can get your reward. It's simple. Step one: cut a hole in the box...

You live by a very intricate set of rules.

Chicago is critical. Near flatline.

So, the daycare should just decide they're going to make less money because you're pulling your child out for three months, even though there is a waiting list of people who would gladly pay that fee? And as far as the two week vacation thing - you just have to think of it this way: You're...