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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's no reason for anyone to fear a pre-nup. It's basically a free-for-all during the pre-nup. You can have provisions in it where you get some of the shit the other person owned before the marriage. My wife and I talked about one, but we both wanted all the guns and wouldn't budge. We...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Because the student teacher relationship makes it illegal. Edit: At least that's what I've always assumed. I don't know that I've seen that verified anywhere yet. Something about having authority over them blah blah blah.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, getting married has saved me so much money. Sure, there was an expensive ass party right at the start, but since then all my money has gone to toys and shit I can enjoy instead of throwing it at pussy.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'd heard the joke about John Wayne TP all my life, but I hadn't actually run into any until I started working offshore. In case you wanna try that, the brand is Scot. I can't tell which Scot product it is, but my best guess is 100 grit. It's much better than the other stuff they use which...
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    Wainscotting vs. Wood panelling

    For those (like me) who don't know what absolute milquetoast garbage wainscoting is.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    she needs ta unnerstan that her strongarm tacits juss mek u dig in ure heels.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    NATIONAL TALK IN AN ELEVATOR DAY Last Friday in July | National Day Calendar Who the fuck thought up this? Next up: National Trap a Co-Worker and Rape Them Day BRB, gotta make a twitter account and post my account of how someone tried to rape me on an elevator but I stopped them with my...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    He probably lists his height as "Julian fucking Edelman" or "#11" on tinder.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like supernatural fans.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    So like 90% of the footage in that first look trailer was from season 1 right?
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Made me chuckle because I read it at the same time I read the people talking about it being beloved because they saw it as kids. I was young when I saw it too. It was a good movie, my parents got me some merch, and I tried to watch the cartoon. But it was really middle of the good movie...
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    "Beloved" seems a little strong.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I suspected that might be the joke, but I had to check.
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    Home buying thread

    I don't know the full history of how the loans were invented, but I honestly think you're confusing 80/20 loans with something else. As I said, I've gotten 2 of those (if you inclide the 80/10/10) and I would not have been denied a single loan for the full sales price either time. The first...
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    They'll get my money. Where was the invisible jet in that trailer?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Your fingers get stronger naturally as you get older. It's even more noticeable if you do some kind of manual labor or supplemental training in karate. You might just be getting some old man strength in your hands and you haven't adjusted your wiping pressure.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good thing I didn't have any respect for quinloe.
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    Home buying thread

    The only 100%+ loans I was aware of when I was buying were not 80/20 loans. I think they went up to 103% or 105% and the extra had to go towards closing costs. Those definitely had PMI.
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    Home buying thread

    You probably need pretty good credit and for the bank to think you're white or something. Also, on my first house since I was a first time home buyer it was easier to get the full 20% on the second loan. When buying the second house, it was easier because they knew the first house was on the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    quinloe, there's a good chance of her poisoning your wife against all men. You need to get her a boyfriend on the side to keep her hysterics in check.