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    Whalefall (2026)

    Don't bring logic into this.
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    Whalefall (2026)

    I highly doubt this specific worm would be missed. Like mosquitoes up here. Not a single fuck would be given if they just... vanished.
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    Whalefall (2026)

    The sperm whale will start talking to him and they start reflecting on their lives. They become best friends and the whale makes the kid realize how important his father and family is and when the kid has this revelation, the sperm whale spits him out close to shore to return home. It'll be an...
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    Whalefall (2026)

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    Scary Movie (2026)

    The only reason it's rated R is because they say the 'N word' non-stop throughout the entire movie. The humor is worse than the PG-13 movies in the franchise. The funniest jokes are literally in the trailer above.
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    Scary Movie (2026)

    Pure trash. I walked out of it. If you're expecting Scary Movie 1 or 2 you'll be absolutely disappointed. Go see He-Man instead.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Book looks like a Russian variant of...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Give up.
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    The Odyssey (2026)

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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    I want a movie of He-Man just sitting in very crowded public places and public transportation, man-spreading for 2 hours because fuck the patri...feminism or whatever. “I am Adam… Prince of Eternia… defender of Castle Grayskull… and undisputed menace of the 8:05 a.m. subway.” camera pans...
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    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    I admit... wasn't expecting this review.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Wrong thread, catamite. Post a fucking picture.