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Zit on your butthole? That sounds like it could be incredibly painful. Yikes.

You sound constipated. Try some metamucil or stool softener or both. When I'm constipated I fart like crazy and then I run out of gas and I'm stuck with shit I can't shit. It suuuuucks.

Viking. Dwarf Viking at this point would probably be accurate also.

The kid in his costume.

My wife caught our little guy tugging at his ear periodically last week. Took him to the pedi and he had the beginnings of an ear infection in that ear.

My brother had s nsst abscess they tried draining by connecting a tube from it to his stomach so that the acid would dissolve it. 2 days later he goes to wipe his ass and feels the tube sliding. Needless to say he freaked the fuck out. They ended up just cutting him open and removing it that way.

So fistula/butt surgery went fine today. Two fistulas that weren't terribly deep but there is some muscle involved so that does complicate things for the follow up surgery. And not gonna lie I was freaked out when I went to wipe my ass and felt Borg tubes and wires sticking out of my asshole...

I ordered the viking costume bout 30 minutes ago.

So I'm thinking this ridiculous costume for our little guy. I would have to put together a matching one for myself of course. Amazon.com: InCharacter Baby Lil Viking Costume: Clothing

pfft that's nothing. Thanks to no colon the way I splatter I get shit on the underside of the toilet seat. Looks like a small animal with brown blood exploded in there.

Congrats

I love the *ahem* Blunt Staff. Perfect! Edit: referring to the box art. Stupid phone not cooperating.

"After the show went off the air and the celebration ended, Sasha went over to Izzy and handed her the flowers that she received from Triple H. Sasha apologized and they bumped fists."

I dunno that look she gave Brooke after she walloped her was pretty great.

Asuka looks damn good in the ring. And she's got that crazy in the head hot deal going on. I thought she was going to lick Emma or something at the end there.

Damn they really have run out of original ideas.

Speaking of being snipped. I'm certain down the road I'll be going that route also. What's the discomfort level on that procedure? Or do I not want to know? lol

Bubba had a diaper yesterday that blew out the leg again. And he had a onsie with long legs on so it smeared all the way down his leg and the pant legs. It was so fucking disgusting. This kid shits so forcefully sometimes it blasts out like if you stepped on a ketchup packet. And he's...

ahh yes the classic excuse of "customer confusion". Nothing like saying Hey everyone we think you're fucking morons!

And all done. Pretty easy except the bottom two broke in half due to cavities. Some drilling and they came out. Glad I didn't get anesthesia or I'd have to hang around in the office for a bit. Screw that.

They're going to numb me up with Novocaine and what not. They're just not going to put me out. I wasn't trying to imply they were going to use nothing. I'm not that insane or stupid. lol

Samsung 850 EVO 250gb is $89 (41% off) and the 500gb is $173 (36% off) right now. Amazon.com: Samsung 850 EVO 250GB 2.5-Inch SATA III Internal SSD (MZ-75E250B/AM): Computers Accessories

Dental insurance is the absolute worst. Expensive as fuck, barely pays for anything, and has a low enough cap that one root canal and cap used ALL of my benefits for the year. Thankfully it was at the end of the year and has since reset.

Wisdom teeth are coming out tomorrow. They aren't impacted so insurance won't pay for anesthesia so looks like I'm going in hot. I'm not worried about the pain but having wisdom teeth yanked while awake should sound interesting.

So far so good. It imported all of my settings and drivers without me having to do anything. I just went into all the options and turned all of the automatic sharing, privacy, and bandwidth stuff off.

Well I downloaded a couple window updates files and tried again. Definitely much smoother this time and it seems to be working perfectly.

Ahh crap. I finally got around to upgrading to Windows 10 and I can't activate the damn thing. Legit copy of 7 Home Premium with SP1. Upgraded in place. I did not do a fresh format or anything. Frustrating!!! edit: Tech support said to revert back to windows 7 then update to windows 10 via...

I think the general rule of thumb is if you didn't enjoy the core gameplay the first time around they did not change anything that will make you enjoy it now for the most part. If you were annoyed by the hardcore mentality they originally took but did enjoy the game then you may still enjoy it...

For free to play they changed stats and runes. I have less than zero interest in PvP so I can't help you there. Some info on the stat changes -Deep Dive: Combat Stat Revamp

Here you go. Here's more fucking hilarity for yas. One of my wisdom teeth has also developed an abscess. I can't make this shit up at this point. It's like Pokemon. I'm trying to collect them all apparently.

Yeah pug'ing dungeons was a soul crushing endeavor the first time around. I ran that first level 15 dungeon once on my Warrior on the PTR and even given like 20 seconds people couldn't interrupt that first boss.

Yes they do. A friend of mine posted a pic of himself with a bottle last week. I gave him a hard time about drinking that shit in his 30's still. lol

Does Cristal come in a box? You're hardly getting top tier wine/champagne from a box. :P Granted I don't drink either so only going by price. p.s. Quit shitting on my (poor) joke dang it! :P

Well duh. He's the wine connoisseur that only drinks wine out of a box.

It'd depend on the whore I think. I think we might have to consult J49 on this one. He's the connoisseur.

Sounds like something a Tai whore would ask. Fist you, la?

PHEW!!!! That is scary as fuck. Very glad to hear that. What a relief. And awwww yeah Gravy I'll def take a couple extra puffs for you. Got some Pineapple Express. TOOT!! TOOT!!! ALL ABOARD!!! Yeah I can't catch a break but to be honest I've been through far, far worst Noodlebro. When...