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    AMC Theatres to Change Movie Ticket Prices Based on Seat Location

    I was dating a gal a few years ago who said we should go see some movie...I dont even remember what it was, some marvel movie. She insisted on sitting in the front row. I think it's a good thing to have those seats....helps you filter out the fucking psychos. I slept the whole time, hence why...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    So happy I rolled horde. Alliance will never not be faggots
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Don't even need to buy shit. I rigged something up with plywood the first year. And then they walked out of the pool, out of the yard and right into traffic.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I get ducks in my pool every year. I think it's the same pair of ducks that just come back to raise new ducklings. Anyway, because the ducks can get out of the pool, but the ducklings can't jump/fly, it's always a goddamned ordeal every single year. Also, ducklings are fast as fuck in the water.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Except the magic wand actually works.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Correct. My girlfriend got it after seeing it a couple of weeks ago because she wanted to try it out. Turns out, it's probably the worst sex toy ever. Does literally nothing. In fact, did less than nothing, and gave her a chore, because I made her stop using that ridiculous shit and do the job...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    In theory it shouldn't be a problem if you're always in dungeons.
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    Server down, I got kicked about 45 min ago
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Spoken like someone who has never microwaved bacon. Once you do, you will never go back. Seriously. But, continue being a heathen for as long as you wish. I will continue to have perfectly cooked, perfectly flat bacon in 5 minutes and 30 seconds. The microwave may have been invented solely to...
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    WoW Vanilla+ Turtle WoW

    Yeah, i figured Orgrimmar would be the place for that, but nope, nothing. Stumbled upon a guy with a tent up in Brill and it was kinda cool watching that bar go up. Seems like you gotta be 30ish to get the skill to make tents anyway, because no way you can get to SV at low level anyway, so...