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He needs a pollock wife. I hear they grow bushes that look like a viking beard.

No. I think cloud storage is a dumb idea and only dumbs use it.

unfortunately, it's our testosterone levels that prevent us from growing longer beards. (Except the injun, they're just mutants).

Where's the button to opt out of you stealing my data?

Holloway clearly has a secret technique that targets ACLs and only works on micks.

Wish I could grow mine that long. I'd keep it braided like a viking.

When I go to save shit in microsoft, why does it take 3 fucking clicks before I even see my C drive? That's where everyfuckingthing is being saved! I can't figure out how to get it to show up along with those 15 worthless motherfucking shortcuts that I have never and will never use.

Being forced to watch pseudo sports against my will. I noticed that the ball shaggers are the most interesting thing in tennis. They stand there like buckingham palace guards until they're needed then it's wild abandon. Even better are the 2 next to the net in sprinter stances the entire...

So was that the same leg Mac injured against the muzzie when rogan sat down next to him to interview him?

Okay now I see why Elisha Ellison was +1000

But that's what makes it a comeback. Do you just hate comebacks?