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You see my avatar right? Goldfish have no short term memory. All that's left is to win out the rest of the season and get another ring.

Alright, here's a question for all you mind-readers out there:

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie? Because Ken came in a different box. I used to be in a band called "The Hinges" We opened for “The Doors.” What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero, and the other is a command!

She shoulda done a prisoner costume. I'm guessing she already did it, but it should just be every year cause she's a baller like that.

I heard when Minshew left AT&T stadium last night, he pulled dak aside and told him he'd have to be the man of the house now. Then gave him a little soft punch on the chin and said "I believe in you, champ."

Hey Fuck you, pal Fuck you too, buddy

Goddamn Gerdener MInshoo!

You cannot deny it was an historic performance by baker.

Motherfucker. 2 plays later and they scored. Why am I cursed with always being right?

Oh shit, the cards are bringing in gardner minchew. I guess because their top 2 RBs and WRs got hurt. The cowboys are fucked.

Look at that goal line stand by my boys. Now we know what happens when the resistible force meets the moveable object. Gravity wins.

If it's free, you are the product. I don't trust any of those things, free or otherwise. First off, anything can be hacked, why create a loot box for hackers where they can hack one thing and get all of your common treasures? It's like putting out a statement that your servers cannot be...

Good sports

I am trying to make a login for my companies new 401k administrator. Un fucking believable. It tells me I need 3 of the 4 following. Cap letter Lower case Number Special character. So I enter a password with all but the special character. It won't let me register because the special...

Holy shit I never noticed the dude from Civil War was based on Jack Black

He better speak with a broken english ooga booga accent.

Modern phones have to learn your usage. The batteries drained quick on my last 2 phones for the first week or 2. I was dubious as it sounded like a bullshit feature, but once it learned my usage the battery life was better than I had ever seen in a phone. Maybe this update to your phone...

Is she AI? Her facial movements are weird as hell.

What a loser, couldn't even afford 4 wheel drive? You should start leaving notes on it. Like, "sorry abut your penis, bro." Be sure to go extra girly on the writing. Like dot the i with a heart and shit. I used to have a pack of these stickers. They were great because people who parked...

I didn't call you a welcher. I just said you are only one of 2 who didn't wear it for the entire year. The other one is a welcher and left rather than wear it. Maybe you are confused by the phrase "full term". I meant the full term of your reign.

That's not a butter knife on the left, it's a combination tool. Screw driver, prybar, chisel, and hole puncher. That box in the moddle is a battery charger. I don't recognize the thing on the right.

Did this get shawed because you mispelled his name, or was it intended to let dogfucker know?

Oh, the hupersonity!

What is your plan for that tent? It looks difficult to put up.

The avatar thing doesn't even count as an incentive since most likely, whoever wins will wear the avatar the entire year. I think there have only been 2 winners who didn't wear the avatar for the full term. Eraser, who got banned for not wearing it at all, and of course bubs. But that...

I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "wrong".

Now is probably a good time to make some rules for repeat winners. I suggest requiring the avatar be worn longer.

Exactly. Apples, Dogs, and innies are all clearly superior. Oranges, cats, and outies are all disgraces to fruits, pets, and belly buttons (respectively). Just like warcraft and wow. I actually had hatred for them in the early EQ days because I was a mudder and MMOs stole all my MUD friends...

Preciate it brother, but I was never a wow player. I played warcraft and thought wow was a huge downgrade.

We have a few people in ours who come to the meeting every year and propose we raise the fees. Not board members, residents. Why? Well because their friends live in a neighborhood and the fees are 10x as high, so a measly extra $50 is still nothing. Last year my wife and I missed the meeting...

The Hype Train is here boys. WHOO WHOO! Superb Owl Bound The really funny thing about this is that after AI generated it for me, it took a fucking jab at me. Said it hopes the cowboys hype train is more reliable than those leaky hoses I was dealing with a few days ago.

There's a tragic failure mode for teethbrushes too.

I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. Did I tell you my penis was in Guinness book of world records? That was until the librarian asked me to take it out….. I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what...

Just curious, what HOA documents? From what I've seen, deed restrictions should be publicly available. Also, if they're so all fired important, why didn't you already have a copy? I'm with you on the HOA hate wagon. I have one now where I live, but it's voluntary. That's the only reason I...

The holiday handling fee is the thing that would probably piss me off the most. Which fucking holiday? shipping is 4-14 business days so it's not like you're trying to get a slutty costume before halloween.

What are the odds of the sixers going undefeated? He might want to split his money on both bets.

Well the offenses were, at any rate. Superb owl bound baby. The hype train is pulling into the station.

Update on the last post. I finished dimension 20 freshman year. Loved it. I'm a few episodes in on the dungeon masters one and I think I'm going to drop it. It's putting me to sleep. The DM is pretty great and obviously I like looking at the scarjo lookalike, but everything outside of...

Does anyone else find it disconcerting when you walk into a bathroom and it smells good? I mean really good. When you take a deep sniff before you remember you're in a bathroom. I'm not suenig, I don't like the smell of piss and I do appreciate it when it doesn't smell bad. It just gives...

Time to dox you, I hope you got your blood pressure medicine ready. Amod I think I should get a pass on the doxxing since this is clearly a public figure and she didn't try to hide at all. Welcome to the forum TN Rep Joanne Favors