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My gym has 2 squat racks and a full power rack, plus 8 bench press benches. I'm surprised at how well equipped it is considering it's a shitty chain gym (LA Fitness). That said, I can only squat in the full power rack because the squat racks don't have adjustable heights. I'm 6'1 and the...

Women all over the world are fucked up, just in different ways.

It's honestly hard to tell much of a difference due to the different poses. You certainly look more "filled out", as you put it, but I can't say it looks like you put on much muscle. Then again, you said you're stronger now so clearly you did something right and strength isn't always reflected...

Quitting. I'm also going to answer the previous question about Disney songs because Hoss doesn't know that The Sound of Music isn't a Disney movie. The best Disney song is "Zip-a-dee-doo-da" because it comes from the most racist of all Disney movies. Wine, beer, or hard liquor, and why?

Nothing wrong with raw broccoli. Dip it in some ranch and it's damn delicious.

I normally like the commentators on SNF but this constant Case Keenum dick sucking is getting annoying.

Redskins are so bad. They have no business winning this game.

I'll be happy as long as the nurses don't steal my fruit and slap the shit out of me when I ask why my download speed is so slow.

Did Uncle Phil molest Carlton?

Fun side story: I was eating an un-sliced loaf of bread once and I noticed a black thing in the slice I had just cut off. I took a closer look and noticed it was half of a big, black fly. I looked at the loaf and saw the other half embedded in the loaf. I was lucky that I had cut exactly at that...

I bet you guys still have your Christmas lights up from last year.

Yeah man, not eating chunks of bone and cartilage is bizarre.

It is probably a bit of hyperbole, but I have found gristle in several things I've eaten at McDonalds. In fact, the reason I stopped eating Chicken McNuggets years and years ago was because I found some nasty gristle globule in one of my 20-piece nuggets and it just disgusted me to the point of...

I admit I didn't watch the whole video (and I won't; I have no desire to spend an hour of my weekend on it) but from 10 minutes of flipping through, I see him talking about how sugar affects the energy density of foods. Reducing sugar and adding fiber, for example, eating yogurt with real...

You got fat because you ate more calories than you burned. It doesn't matter if those came from sugar. It's been proven that you can lose weight eating almost nothing but horrible junk food as long as the total calories in is less than the calories out. Obviously, you wouldn't be healthy, but...

I partially agree with you. I prefer that they be taken alive, but only so they can be tortured for as long as possible until they die a horrible and painful death.

I can understand not ever having eaten a Big Mac, but not ever hearing about one? Holy shit. But maybe my view is skewed. Hell, my mom puts a Big Mac ornament on our Christmas tree that plays the old jingle when you press the button, so I've known that song by heart my whole life: "Two all beef...

Hatorade is confirmed real life Dexter.

A man, obviously. Men get more attractive (in all senses, not just physically) to women as they age, whereas it's a steady downward spiral for women after the mid 20s. Being a man is awesome. Why the fuck does the Chipotle in the food court always have a 20 - 30 person line?

That's most likely because they aren't actual bread and meat.

Non-iron shirts are hardly wrinkle free. In fact, I'd be willing to guess that a large number of the "noticeably wrinkled, but not terribly so" shirts that I see are, in fact, marked as non-iron on the tag. Sure, they won't look like a complete mess, but they won't be nearly as crisp as a...

He'll always be astrocreep to me. I can't be bothered to move my finger the extra half-inch from the 'o' to the '0' above it when I type his name.

I hope that the number of fucked up families, molestations, and rapes being reported here is skewed due to the fact that people who come from largely normal families aren't jumping in to post "Everything was fine and dandy, nothing to report." again and again.

I was always the quieter, thoughtful kid as well. Unfortunately in my case it turned out that I really was just stupid, slow, and uncreative.

So she's a prostitute. Oh wait, no, she's just a typical whore.

Pretty much. I mean, it's all a matter of perspective, isn't it? That's the whole premise behind "first world problems", after all. My entire life has been full of first world problems. That said, I just thought of something that fits this thread: When I was 7 or 8 years old my grandfather...

I think it goes back to black face. Basically, if you darken your skin color for a costume you're immediately doing black face.

For real, this is what I love about Arrow. Any other show would have saved the Brother Blood reveal for the end of the season, choosing to show him again and again with his mask on even though everyone knew immediately who it was. I thought this was a great episode.

So racist, Noodleface. So racist. Anyway, this reminds me of a story. When I was in high school there was a kid in my class named "Eric". On the first day of class the teacher was asking everyone's names as she went down the roster, and when she got to him he said his name, "Eric", only it...

Anyone watching these shows and thinking about stuff like "motivation" and "functions" is doing it wrong. Both Arrow and Agents of SHIELD are practically the definition of mindless American entertainment. They're hardly different from the other 90% of programming on the 4 major networks. Just...

Moral of the story? Don't give to charity. How long was it between the mix up and when you noticed? I'm sure you could call Goodwill and explain what happened.

This has unexpectedly become the most uplifting thread on Rerolled for me. Everything I ever thought was "bad" about my life is damn peachy compared to the shit being posted here. My parents are happily married, I have a loving and supportive network of extended family, well-adjusted and...

I love when students complain about their grades, because it gives me the opportunity to bitch slap them with their numerous failures, shitty assignments, and absences which resulted in the grade.

Animated jubilee was hot.

Probably anything and everything he saw. I gained 30 pounds in about 2 weeks a few years ago. I had been living overseas and was sitting at about 185 when flew back to the USA for a 2-week vacation. I hadn't had anything other than potatoes, cabbage, and horse meat for over a year, so I went...

You know that stuff is fashionable because each mannequin's hip is jutting out to one side. Some of that stuff looks way too tight to be comfortable. I don't wear baggy clothes or anything, but I like a little bit of leeway just for comfort. In the second post, the black button-down just...

My dad told me that when I was 2 or 3 years old and I thought I was playing Frogger on Atari with him and my brother, I wasn't actually playing. He would put the plug of my controller under the machine so I thought it was plugged in. No wonder I had such a difficult time controlling the damn...

When I make my own corndogs I just buy one of those batter packs of honey-cornbread, mix the batter, and dip the hot dogs in it. I'm sure Alton Brown's recipe is great, but doing it this way tastes pretty damn awesome too.