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  1. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I'd give Lynch some benefit of the doubt and maybe praise for his trolling, if he didn't do other childish thuggy BS like wearing gold plated shit whenever he can get away with it. Introverts like bellicheat don't do shit like that, generally speaking. Lynch acts like he is trying to be a bad...
  2. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure they can shoot amature porn anywhere! /drum fill But seriously, the real question you need to ask yourself is if you weren't fucking like rabbits, is she someone you would hang around with anyhow? If the answer is yes, then roll the dice. Life is too short and the sex is going...
  3. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Weis seems to be the inside track choice for Bears OC. Would make sense as Cutler needs a motivator if they are ever going to get their money out of him.
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I think Wombat hit the nail on the head. The fact that you had an important tattoo appointment to make ended up being a critical part of the story pretty much sums everything up nicely.
  5. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Rivers probably should, given all the shit he has put up with in SD while still managing to make multiple Conference Championship games, but he probably won't. The jury is still out on Romo and he probably needs to get a ring to avoid being the next Dante Culpeper.
  6. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Packers have been insanely lucky with QBs over the years, with even the sub par ones being pretty good. There are two major exceptions to this being Randy Wright and Danny Devine. Honestly if Lynn Dickey had not had his legs broken on opening day in back to back seasons he might have ended up...
  7. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah there are basically four great all time Ds and maybe you now add Seattle and maybe the Ravens to that list. Purple People eaters, the Steel Curtain, the Bears 46 D, and Tampa in 2002 are the four elite. Seattle is a stand out because they have done it in an age when the rules favor the...
  8. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I actually had no problem with this. It was a wet field and he was in the middle with a bunch of Hawks in the area. Anyone who watched the Chargers fumble a pick and give the SB trip to Brady a few years back knows this was the smart play. Best case scenario, he gets maybe ten yards out of...
  9. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He probably will have five solid years. This team as a contender is done though, after a loss like this. Players are going to recognize that the coach is a dipshit and move on where they can make money or get a ring. We have basically led the league in one and done as well as cap space for...
  10. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    NFC Championship game was mostly well called, with the refs being hands off towards the end. Most egregious calls were a Unsportsman call on a GB guy for saying a couple words to a guy that moved a pick to the 25 instead of the 5, super ticky tacky offsides calls on Seattle early, and not...
  11. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Coming from you, this is high praise. Gronk is into the same sort of party life that basically got Welker run out of town, just that Gronk was essential to the team and Brady is good enough that any bag boy from the local Ralphs can probably play wideout in NE. Something about giant TEs...
  12. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Reporting in. Even when you expect a loss, McFatty somehow manages to make it even more humiliating and painful. Anyhow, here is my offseason breakdown for the Cheeseheads: What we need: 1) Long Term Matthews replacement- Clay has been playing dirty lately, which is the surest sign of a...
  13. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    My final rant about the Packers, read if you want: Ok enough Packer talk, on to the Superbowl aka Azeth jizzes all over himself and this thread for the next year: Patriots over the Seahawks, 27-17 If I could choose who won, it would sadly be the Pats at this point. Gronk and Bellicheat...
  14. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Barring a turnover, Seattle is going to win this. Too bad Bostwick is a Teddy special or McFatty would deal him to the raiders next season to cover his own ineptitude.
  15. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Three special teams brain farts or this would a already been over.
  16. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    McFatty is the Eli Manning of coaches.
  17. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Packers serve that at this point.
  18. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    This. Body slam a runner, no flag. Say some shit on the sidelines? Flag!
  19. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    McCarthy clenched his asshole all second half. This impending loss is on him and Bostwick trying to play hero and picking off Jody.
  20. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Good to see Carrols deal with Satan is still working for him.
  21. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Should be called back, but won't.
  22. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    What's the record for picks in a playoff game? Any Cutler fans know this?
  23. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Nothing being flagged right now, which favors Seattle more than us. Still, 2 scores in four minutes is a tall order, especially with Wilson putting up TJ Rubley numbers so far. And there is game.
  24. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Seattle is not equipped to play from behind. Not that the Packers are, but at least we have wide outs.
  25. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    The Seattle line has got to be worn down at this point, but Lacy is not taking care of the ball so I am concerned.
  26. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    McCarthy asleep again.
  27. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I think its all the soft teams they played down the stretch. This is the first decent team they have seen in weeks. I bet Wilson would let Tate fuck his ex again just to have one good third down reciever.
  28. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    So four Wilson completions but four to packers. Clinton Dix is Wilson's favorite reciever!
  29. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    This is what I feared. They are going to score here and get it back after the half, flipping the time of possession.
  30. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Blindside my ass. Wilson running right at him Wilson wasn't looking.
  31. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Tried to get cute there. Should a taken thee.
  32. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Guess the Hawks got soft racing up on all those shit teams last few weeks. Still one big Wilson play from being back in it, unfortunately.
  33. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    That last flag is dumb, two words no contact and flag? Should a threw a tampon instead of a flag for that....
  34. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I have a Lynn Dickey jersey, so kindly go fuck yourself. I doubt you even grasp the relevance of that. Realistically, with the defense retooling and the state the line was in during the pregame, the only given was us taking the North. If you dig in the main thread, you will find my...
  35. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women are just as capable of wanting a fuckbuddy as men. Its just cultural and religious upbringing pounding bullshit into them as kids that makes it less likely.
  36. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Well, pre-emptive Fuck you and congratulations to the Seahawks before they rape us at that giant rave hall they call a stadium. Packers did came further than I thought they would this season (Thank you Peppers and Nelson), so either way it was a good year for us. Here is to my last couple days...
  37. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Rodgers and Brady don't play in mop up, even when healthy. At that age a guy has to know his limits and pace himself if he is going to play 19 games in the season.
  38. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't be a Column. You know what I am talking about. If Pey Pey is rolling a fucking losing team by 3 scores in the 3rd Qtr, there is no fucking reason he needs to be in there at risk. Favre (my mancrush in football) did the same stupid thing and it contributed to him running out of gas down...
  39. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He has the same will as Favre and will likely go out the same way, one season too late and broken to shit. He will likely come back just to claim the last few records he lacks and get knocked the fuck out towards the end of the season. Denver fans, take a good look at the last 5-6 years of the...
  40. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    At least he has something to put on the mantle this year. I would be more proud of that than the NFC East title, honestly.