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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    Prepare for at least 6 months of snide comments about you from Cad. He holds a grudge like a woman.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of 2016 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    I will abuse my mod powers to make this happen.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Avatar Bet Welcher/Non-Donor

    The only thing I've learned from this and the @Convo situation is that apparently everyone that regularly posts in the NFL thread has a personality disorder or learning disability.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Avatar Bet Welcher/Non-Donor

    Lol holy shit Edit: @AngryGerbil you change that shit right now
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll khalid approval rating

    You better get on the phone with Google. This is your reputation they are fucking with here.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll khalid approval rating

    Actually when I Google it you're down to #5 now. You step on baby sea turtle or something bro?
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Poll khalid approval rating

    @Kiroy is the #4 marine biologist in the entire world. Here he is using his space age technology underwater clipboard to save the coral.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    I dunno being amod is pretty easy and fun. All I do is shitpost and just blame @Cad when anything goes wrong.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of 2016 Voting Round 1

    Popsicledeath vs. Wormie Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert tanoomba vs. lumi Wollygimp vs. Szila Olscratch vs. Brando Chaos vs. Itzena I voted ideologically. Everyone on the left is a faggot. Also I just realized we all forgot to nominate @Khane for being such a cuck about the new site and...
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    You don't get a cool colored title for being a faggot. You get an asshat on your avatar.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    Funny complaint coming from a guy that takes every opportunity to make snide comments about me. #modonmodviolence
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    Your request is granted @Zapatta
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    The prank is much more funny if he gets shawed for it tho
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    You know, a shrubbery. To go between the walls.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    I think @ZyyzYzzy is gunning for my old job of rickshaw warden. Really on the ball with the creation of the personal rickshaw victory lap threads lately.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    I am the final boss. Good luck getting to me, I'm behind seven walls.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Tuco's Garage: Wooden Automechanitron Discussions

    A Tuco victory lap? I thought I'd never see the day
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Like an ipad? I guess that makes sense considering all apple products have a micro-jizz port.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    So do you use an actual mop or just like towels or something? How much jizz does a mop hold before you need to wring it out?
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Knuckle tattoos? I fucking knew you were a criminal alien MS13 member. No wonder you are so against the wall. Once it's built, I'm sure you'll get a free one way helicopter ride to the other side of it.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Let's get wall tattoos together
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    I don't read Jew propaganda.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Forumquest

    I would donate a cuck hat but I see you already have a really nice one.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    I hope your writing this as a movie and not a serires because once that wall goes up you'll be kinda fucked. Unless you start writing it like an alt-history piece, showing how the degeneracy and browning of America slowly erodes our values and morals and becomes the death of white western...
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Remember last post when I said I had never been more convinced you are a Jew. Well I was wrong.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Never before this moment have I been more convinced that you are, in fact, Jewish. A truly disgusting and degenerate piece of filth. Also I get likeness rights when you sell this script. I'm sure the market for anti-trump propaganda flicks is going to be booming.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    You poor boy. I can see it now. As you stand in the desert, gazing up at the southern face of that big beautiful wall, all you'll manag to meekly squeak out over your sniffles and literally shaking is "just an expanded fence..."
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    You only have 4 more mods to oust for your communist paradise to come to fruition.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Jeb! brand guac bowls are going to take a huge hit to sales for sure.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    What's the problem? We still have the thread. It's just on the proper side of the wall now.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Lendarios' Frijoles Thread: Latin American Politics

    Congratulations on your own personal rickshaw thread @Lendarios. Please contain all future victory laps to this quarantine facility.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    You account for probably like 90% of reports on this site just FYI.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Nintendo Switch 1 and 2

    I haven't played a Nintendo game since the fucking GameCube because every system they make is so retarded. Please stop Nintendo. I want to play some fucking Nintendo games again.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Draegan gets the asshat lifetime achievement award. This contest is for the annual award.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    You could almost say he has everyone going bananas.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    The winner of this contest will have an asshat forcibly shooped onto their avatar.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    Fixed