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Popcorn is my favorite vegetable.

So people saw that Shia LeBeouf was in this... and thought it might be good?

I can live with this.

Amazon Prime has Nemesis, Nemesis 2: Nebula, and Nemesis 4: Death Angel, but no Nemesis 3: Time Lapse. Edit: I wait a couple of days before posting anything in this thread to make sure my jimmies are sufficiently rustled, I checked again last night and lo' and behold Nemesis 3: Time Lapse was...

Florida Boy is almost a Man!

Bad Lieutenant, SwitchBlade Romance, The Green Inferno, Irreversible, I Spit on Your Grave, and Braindead are all perfect date movies.

Who the fuck cares. You could do 100 cuts of The Rise of Skywalker and it won't make one bit of difference, why? The Rise of Skywalker is not the problem, The Last Jedi is the problem.

Whoa whoa whoa, few movies are that bad.

Bitch have you seen 2020? Why the fuck would you look forward to anything other than that a swift apocalyptic death at the hands of Giant Meteor, Nibiru, Aliums, or some other Extinction Level Event?

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Because you discovered it and shared it with everyone?

Nevermind, link is dead already.

The red pill, once taken, cannot be untaken. There is no going back, there is only submitting to that which we know to be false. The red pill isn't just about waking up, it's also about never again being to close your eyes to the truth.

Wash your fucking hands afterwards you uncivilized heathen.

Mmdnnno. Quote people saying that and call them out on it.

When they finally crack down on movies I might be pretty much done with Twitch, much sadness will be felt that day.

Ninja Death 2 and Ninja Death 3 are available on Prime but Ninja Death 1 is not and the quality on youtube (it's public domain now) is terrible.

Kill or be Killed, also known as Karate Killer, is on Prime (with its sequel Kill and Kill Again though Again is available riffed and unriffed) and is pretty terrible from credits to credits, watch drunk with friends. I would bet money on this being one of Peter Dinklage's favorite movies.