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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You know from anyone else I'd just laugh, but you're the guy that zoomed in on a picture of me and my wife in my office and used it as your avatar for months before I realized it in all of it's blurred splendor
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look you're new here. She's been "home" for about 3 years now. I don't actually mind cooking, but I'm taking a lot of overtime on and I told her matter of factly if she wants to eat, she needs to do the cooking. Unless she enjoys eating at 10PM. I've come to terms with the fact that she'll...
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I did hear some magic words last night. She told her aunt "well he does work all day and gets home late and Im home all day so I've started cooking"
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    Job Hunting

    "good pay"
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    Job Hunting

    The recruiter from Raytheon that contacted me did not fuck around I'd say time from initial contact to offer in my hand was like 3 days
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Another wrinkle. Was talking to an old colleague at dell emc and he's forwarding my resume for a principal engineer position there. That should mildly please vinen
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well the good news is this was very sudden and tough didn't have any idea something would happen
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    How much money do you make?

    Right, I understand the data but we live in a small house in a small town. My house is 1500 sq ft with 1/4 acre and it cost us nearly $300k. Maybe in the south my money would go further
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    How much money do you make?

    I would never in a million years classify myself as upper class. Not even upper middle, just straight middle
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    How much money do you make?

    A lot of people don't know what it's like. My wife and I combined were making 30-40k a year. Not much has changed, just we have a house and kids. I still feel poor
  11. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    We have a solo income household just over 6 figures and it's very tough in MA, housing prices are absurd. My house is assessing nearly 100k over what we bought it at too along with the rest of the neighborhood. As an aside I was talking with some junior engineers at work the other day and they...
  12. Noodleface

    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    Are beats still a thing? I haven't seen them in years now. When I was in school they were everywhere
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    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    The sound quality must be abysmal with how shitty they seal into your ears. But I imagine the faggots that use apple are just listening to the sound of a dudes balls slapping against another man's balls.
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had bk spicy nuggets again, 2/2 home runs on these.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either proof of you rectifying it or the obituary of a one year old
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    Energy Drink Thread

    Bro I made silver! Climbed outta the gutter
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Energy Drink Thread

    300 is ridiculous
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what scares me here is your 1 year old could've easily died under the care of a. 6 year old. You NEED to figure something out yesterday
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Look man, no one here really cares if.you look like a dumbass, but you gotta cut these fag hats out of your life
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That's right. I better eat fish or I'm going to hell. On second thought..
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wife let a 6 year old babysit a 1 year old?
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Pornhub doesn't care how big your dick is or how many ounces of cum you shoot into the shoe box under your bed, they just care you're watching incest porn every day
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They don't care what you do in the game. They care that you're logged in
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Sigh
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Kings landing will be levelled by dragons and winterfell becomes the capital. Calling it
  27. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Seriously what the fuck are you guys doing with your lives?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I wouldn't use Twitter unless I was gay. Which I am. So brb signing up
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well to be fair it was more like 1st time in 5 minutes, next time an hour later, third almost two hours after that
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Had sex for 3 hours two nights ago, came 3 times. I feel like my body and dick especially were hit by a Mack truck. That is all
  31. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    He says no. But he also said he felt pretty good when he had multiple ear infections
  32. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    He drinks a lot of water but he absolutely will not eat meat He's not constipated I don't think, because he's also done some massive shits. Maybe it's his diet
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    Parent Thread

    Oldest (3.75) has been going to the bathroom a lot. He will go and do a tiny poop nugget, then 5 minutes later go pee. Then next hour same thing. We asked him if anything was wrong and he said no. It wouldn't be so bad but he fucks around taking forever to finish up, pulling pants up, flushing...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Well that's certainly up for debate. More than likely yes He drives a Subaru if that says anything
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Jalapeno is kind of weird. I feel actual jalapenos are the point where I consider the food to be perfectly balanced heat wise while retaining actual good flavor. I appreciate at laest that jalapeno flavoring on chips still tastes good. Fast food spicyness is basically scaled down to average...
  36. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    what kind of botting support this shit got going?
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The Northeastern program absolutely blows away UMass Dartmouth's program. Cost is about 1/5th though, and it's down the street from my house vs driving into Boston. A plus for Northeastern is they have an agreement with my company so I know things would be taken care of and partly tailored to...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    So here's where I am after researching this. Keep in mind, information is scattered and the people who are POC's just don't respond to emails. So my work reimburses $10k/year in educational costs towards a higher degree/cert. There's an advanced study program where they select a few applicants...