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You seriously spend an hour a day shitting? WTF.

He's secretly a Froglok.

11 run 2nd inning, holy shit.

Yeah it isn't his fault Rickey Henderson was also around most of his career. Comparing anyone to Henderson is a joke.

Still boggles my mind that Raines still isn't in.

This is likely true.

While it may not apply to this specific situation there are lots of the thing the league can do that the government or other employers can't due to their CBA.

It's a lot easier with Kronos. Not like people with 12 subs actually spend like 180 dollars a month or whatever.

He* should probably retire now so that the Patriots* can move on without the stain of his transgressions causing a huge distraction.

Should have been increased to 2 seasons, but at least they didn't reduce it.

Then guilds will get to start VP right around when Velious is out!

Ramsay's redemption story will be triumphant!

They're not mages.

Also appears that her second toe on each foot is excessively long.

Helps that it's from a Neil Gaiman novel as well since, well just about everything he does is awesome.

That shit is just dumb. Teams having like 30-40 million dollar payrolls is pretty ridiculus these days with how much revenue sharing there is. I mean I guess winning 60 games is as good as winning 70 so why pay more?!?

Yeah it's a basilisk now I think. Gator was the shit.

Troll BST was best when they had those sweet gators.

Thanks Column, you're doing excellent work here.

It is a moral imperative to educate future football fans of the scumbaggery of the New England Patriots* and especially cheating ways of Tom Brady*. We all know without cheating that Brady* is basically just Curtis Painter with a hot wife.

Yeah I've done no real math on it or anything. As for sealed that's the vast majority of what I did when I was active on MTGO. Used to grind sealed dailies and PEs for QPs for MOCS. In fact that was the last time I cashed out tix for cash. I was sitting on a pile of Mirrodin Besieged packs...

Plus that probably got some dipshit stocker fired!

It'll still get to the point where some people will just have a massive surplus of nontransferable points.

Not especially, there's plenty of people that will buy tickets for a small discount.

Yeah he certainly isn't the first stand up comic that makes shit movies.

Joining the Foreign Legion isn't like it used to be. They actually do some real background checks and stuff now. If you do get in though after a few years you can apply to become French citizens!

I know a guy that actually did that. It's not all fun and games.

Yeah if you over pronate they make shoes that control motion and help with that. And yeah a lot of people go try to run 3-4 miles right out and they feel sore and shitty for a few days afterwards and just give up.

Get some cheap Indians tickets. Live baseball is awesome.

What he should have mentioned was how the players out of the Dominican are often Miraculously 2 or 3 Years younger than their actual date of birth! That's impressive.

Yeah product placement should be seamless and sneaky like in Transformers.

Yeah but in 25 years when they finally add AAs you can MGB Spirit of Wood!

Mr Lewis and his very cerebral conversations with Keyshawn are a delight.

Yeah I guess saying that the Dominican Republic isn't exactly the bastion of education is bad, but having a guy that probably killed a dude and can barely talk in complete sentences is cool.

I had totally forgotten that he was basically done anyways. It's still dumb how PC ESPN has gotten. I mean they've always been pretty whitewashed, but they stomp down on anything not PC way harder than they used to.

While I don't really watch or listen to him, the Cowherd firing is sort of strange to me. Seems like something that would normally just get someone suspended for a little while not canned.

The thing with successful reboots is that they're usually of properties that were good but not necessarily huge hits. Remaking wildly popular movies seems like a pretty bad idea most of the time, you'll have a hard time pleasing people that love the original.

All good man, it'll only be about 5 or 6 sacks total. When he gets injured in week 2.

Someone contact Sam so he can bring his burst dps to the cinema.

Someone start Kickstarter!