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Think I'm gonna have a seizure from his chat box

When my guild.gave me the scarab shield quest items first I asked if it was because of how stupid it looked at they all.laughed at me

Well its weird. Before this kid we used to have sex all the time, basically every day and sometimes twice. Obvious medical issues came with the kid plus the traumatic birth and I think her vagina went out for lunch

Wife always gives me shit "I bet you're going to count that as exercise for the day" You're goddamn fucking right I am

I do but we get a lot

Thanks for the info 8-9 hours a day sounds fucking terrible. I want my kid to be a kid as long as he can

Some of these dudes are banned until 2019 because they've been caught so many times. Booze just came back folks can't he game in peace!!!

Fall is my favorite season until I remember all the trees empty into my fenced in yard

Because a bunch of faggots got banned last week

No aq40 scarab shield or naxx40 coffin lid shield PASS

Yeah I'm not interested in a private preschool like that. Just run of the mill place. Tonight is terrible. It's 115 and he refuses to sleep. Keeps talking about bugs everywhere.

My son walks over to it bends over and makes huge shit noises from his mouth because he's a comedian. Also his toys shit there. He knows...

I forget it's approaching but I'm not sure I could actually forget the date

Right now we give him a bunch of m&Ms if he just tells us he shit his diaper and it's 10% success rate. And he goes nuts for m&ms

New black Dahlia is out. Some songs are good and some.. aren't? They have a new guitarist, Brandon ellis. The kid can fuckin shred. But he was the guitarist from arsis for awhile and this album has a few arsis songs that he for sure wrote. They sound 100% like arsis and it's not the same. The...

Well we do a weekly trip to the library and he loves it. We always pick out 6 books and let him play with other kids. He's now into tablet games (learning one's) and it's amazing how fast he picked it up. Potty training will be an issue.. he just has no care in the world absout shitting his...

They're recommending my son start preschool in january when he's 2 years 9 months. He's actually too smart and they're concerned that no one can challenge him right now. He's starting to do addition and learning to read words. This is the same kid that we were worried would never talk.. I don't...

Basically same as last week except swap heroic for normal Too many low DPS alts!!!!!! 1M+ only!!!!! I'm smoking crack cocxaine today

I dunno man, at this point I feel like the white race is actually the oppressed race

Nah last night was fine

I need to channel my inner Furor I think Do you think I'll land a job out of it

Is that a loot boxes? If so hard pass

I think they're just mini convections and air frying us a buzz word because you aren't frying

Get the fuck out. Go.

Not sure those are the best guitars for a 5150

Bought the digornio spicy chorizo and pepper pizza. Flavor was just ok, serious spiceness to it though. Do not get if you're a pussy. I still prefer their buffalo chicken pizza to any other frozen pizza I've had.

What can you complain about in the first movie? It was absolutely brutal.

I can only so wqs for so long, so Argus definitely fell flat for me

I can basically guarantee patch is Nov 14th based on this expansions 77 day cycle. Then antorus a week later??

I think if I hung myself to the support beam in my house you guys would see news about a sinkhole jn massachusetts

Even just having a lawyer write a strongly worded letter is probably enough to make him have a poo spot.

Our anniversaries are kind of whatever days because we got the kids and shit. Yeah we could get a sitter but we both sort of agreed that they're part of it so we try to do stuff together - and by together really we're doing stuff the kids like. This year we all hung out at the zoo.

Tomb of Soaks We still wipe to H KJ and I want to hang myself from my ceiling fan

Uh you guys are idiots I really love having AP tokens worth 457 million because big number

Not gonna lie for sure thought crone was smoked like tupac

The nuggets are brand new and I had not heard them advertised so be warned it may not be national. I actually love BK if it isn't evident. Keep in mind mine were straight from the fryer and I already like their nuggets. Don't want to sell you on something you'll hate Gave me some crazy acid...

Got the new BK spicy nuggets. Had to wait for them so absurdly fresh. Spice level was very enjoyable and not over the top. Heat lingered for a few minutes, I enjoy a good afterburn. I'd say heat level is close to Wendy's spicy nuggets. Underneath they're standard bk nuggets. 8/10 enjoyed them...

I was bullied up til like 3rd grade but I hit puberty really early and was over 5 feet tall by 5th grade. No one fucked with me ever again

We always have a couple people banned so I'd guess a few are gone

Tldr: guldan enrages so he can't beat the dps check but enrage times out after 30 minutes. He stays in p1 until enrage runs out then solos him.