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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Make him play nes and when he gets horny from the pixels throttle him down to 28.8k or 56k depending on if it's primetime and the load is high
  2. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah so can every other tank. I never thought of playing a paladin because their tank dps warranted a boss with double hp
  3. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It was one of the stupidest things I've ever read. Not like I see paladin tanks doing 1M dps or anything
  4. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Nerfed variss hp 15% and kruul 20% For paladins
  5. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Nah in highschool I had a real girlfriend and nutted in her in a condom and she told her parents she might be pregnant so I was never allowed to see her again
  6. Noodleface

    Men's Fashion

    I got the same floors as Picasso unless he's fuckin my wife. Not the sexy legs thoigh
  7. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Fuckin alliance bullshit
  8. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I stopped doing the zone once I got revered. Place is devoid of anything fun
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It was 11 thank you very much
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    At least someone's doing it
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't need much to get me going or in the mood. I generally agree that outfits don't do much, although certain stripperish things my wife owns just look sexy as fuck. To me, it's more about how it makes my wife feel. She feels super naughty buying an outfit she knows she'll be wearing just for...
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Man I don't even want to do it. Is it required ?
  13. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Meh I grew up and was a teenager around the internet boom and I turned out fine. I even met some internet girlfriends. It all requires kids not to be fucking retarded and I think that's the problem nowadays.
  14. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Every place I've ever worked I've had to write and debug code over a putty serial connection. At Emc it was a physical connection but at my last place they got fancy with kvms. Here.. well.. most of our machines are older than me. And I'm 33.
  15. Noodleface

    Heroes of the Storm

    It's less toxic than lol at least
  16. Noodleface

    Heroes of the Storm

    Maybe that could be it. It's weird because I just played a couple weeks ago for the mount. Oh well
  17. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I agree. I know people say stuff like I'll go to jail or whatever but if someone touches my kid that's going to send me into a blind rage. It's pretty much the same as if it happened to my wife, but with the kid there's such a large innocence there.
  18. Noodleface

    Heroes of the Storm

    But I'm not a starter? Is it just because I didn't own them? They certainly weren't starter heroes before
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Man this project is never fucking ending. Had to meet with a dude today to test his simulator for my stuff. We never talked before and it didnt work. And they wanted this shit done Friday
  20. Noodleface

    Heroes of the Storm

    So kind of breezed through it to get my chests but at one point I was offered jaina or tyrande and I didn't read why. Why was I offered between the two?
  21. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    905 pants. Riveting
  22. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    WHAT DOES THE FUCKIN GEM DO FOR CHRISTS SAKE
  23. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Never played a solid state amp I liked ever
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Guys how much did you enjoy the khadgar quest last week? I levelled a toon up to 110 just so I could do it again
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This lead up to tomb of sargeras is really interesting and exciting and totally doesn't make me want to cancel my sub
  26. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I'm 33 thank you
  27. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Can't wait to login today and get another ring or neck from my chest
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No one can take a joke. Pardon me while I clothesline myself down some stairs
  29. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I don't accept your congrats narc
  30. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Werd I have to use a wound 3rd because for some reason I can't stand plain 3rds tuned down
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We killed M Cenarius last night, and even though it's almost laughably easy, it was still a pain in the dick. I never want to go back to M EN ever again By laughable easy I mean his hp drops like a sack of potatoes
  32. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    That's a good turnout at least My stepbrothers (2 of them) were messed up because their mother drank and did crack while she was pregnant. It's weird because she had 2 kids, then married my stepdad, then they had 3 kids, then they got divorced, now he's married to my mom. Anyways, the two kids...
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you made me dinner in that outfit we could get married
  34. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I got DDP Yoga man. Gonna start tomorrow night
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Feel the same here about my wife Also I'm one of those dudes that could just as easily be a loner for the rest of my life (except my kids )
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I really want some angry Whopper now
  37. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Pretty much what I do too. I just don't really care for it I guess
  38. Noodleface

    Men's Fashion

    One of my older pair of dress shoes does that on one foot. It just feels like it started to break in in the wrong spot