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I think I'll do it I'll come running out of the office sweating, flustered, and slam a line-up of dicks down on the kitchen table. "Honey, this is important, which of these has been in your mouth recently?" Hopefully she only chooses one

That's pretty weird man but I think my wife would be able to pick mine out right away too.

My wife is part of the 1% of the population that's never made a Facebook account

Why am I the khaki man!! I wear that to work but outside of work I am the typical dad bod, metal t-shirt wearing dude

Well I guess every parent is biased but our kid is fucking handsome. I've seen some ugly babies and he's not one of them. If I were single I'm pretty sure he could pull in 10s for me. We were at the beach the other day and some smoke shows came up to talk to us because of how cute they thought...

Yeah I get that, it's just not a big deal. We just didn't want to post him on Facebook haha Im not on some moral high ground which is what people assume when I tell them

Its not some big thing that you're all making it out to be, I just dont believe in putting my son all over the internet and he has no say in it. It only becomes a thing because other people get upset. For the record I did not post my dick although I did grant permission. The pics featured no...

So uh.. You all see the sombra hacking today? Gibraltar unplayable, all pc screens have hacking shit on them, overwatch twitters hacked with Spanish text (you are not prepared, something about someone dying in gibraltar) This may be it boys

I know, and when I tell people why we don't post him it's like I just insulted their family and all moral values they hold. I caught my mother posting a few pics and had to report her for that shit. Like really? I have one goddamn request, don't post my damn kid on social media!

Looks like he hasn't won much from tournaments and the stream viewership is a little low , but I have no idea how e-athletes are paid

Not in the looks department and that's where it counts

My wife wants a SUV (she has a civic), at least we both decided against minivans

looks like I'm starting 9/12/16... now to have that really awkward conversation.....

I've only even posted 2 pics on my facebook of my kid - once when he was born and in the hospital and another when he was sitting on a tiny couch watching jeopardy and that one didn't even show his face. I can't trust anyone online. I have this friend that posts multiple pics per day of his...

Allegaeon is seriously underrated

trex would you consider modelling bare titties with maple syrup on them? Just asking for a friend

Just tag the fuck out of everything. I went 92-95 in 30 minutes fully rested (no heirlooms, forgot to upgrade)

feels good to be right, although I did have some hope that this would succeed and blow me away

@Crone my wife started as a hunter and loved it. I had her start during cataclysm and she rolled a BE hunter. She loves animals so she found a pet and kept that thing all the way to 85 and still to this day uses only that pet. I remember the first night she played i had to convince her to...

I'm not surprised that Mayor McCheese likes that much sugar, we are talking about a guy that eats full packages of loft house sugar cookies

did I miss it? They actually did ship you the replacement first?

Soygen, I am a very mechanical order-er If I start throwing in "ummm" in between items they're gonna think I'm some fucking pleb that just walked in off the street and hasn't studied their menu for hours, carefully crafting my order exactly as I want it. "ummm" spit

beetlejuice vote here

Anyone else get annoyed when you're placing your order at a fast food place and they say "OK THAT'll BE $7.35" without even asking if you're done. Fuck bitch, do I look like a Obama-son that is satisfied by eating a chicken fry meal? BITCH THAT'S AN APPETIZER

The GM I talked to was awesome. Agreed foh had a storied past and sniped that guild name for me within 24 hours.

I just want to point out that I was the first person to know that Soygen was having a kid because he accidentally outed himself and no one else saw it Edit: Obligatory good luck! Also my wife got pregnant the 2nd time like a month after we started trying. I was a little upset because I wanted...

Well I should clarify. If you have a degree/career already and want to augment your abilities a coding camp might be good (I say might because most are trash). But I don't like the guys with no career or knowledge who take one and compete for jobs.

Coding camps are cancer

skylake integrated gpu is perfectly fine for what you need

we already talked about it and agreed that we'll go into it with an open mind (health benefits and cost savings obviously), but we'll know better now to just stop when it's an uphill battle.

my wife only used ours for a few months and I hated the thing. I mean, besides seeing my wife's engorged breasts all the time, I just hated it. Constantly cleaning that bitch and all those tubes and suction cups was a nighmare. My wife didn't have much success with breast feeding anyways, she...

tell Camerous that Aria said hi

Let's just say it involved my city, approximate house size and acreage, and a picture of my stairwell

I think it would be much funnier if you told everyone what you did but I won't make you

Picasso told me his secrets and it's even weirder than I originally thought

what is "the hard way"? I think my wedding photos may have had my name in the exif data but I only posted those once years ago I know if you search my name you can find my address which is great and not creepy

He just wants to please everyone (he's said as much) and I think it backfires a lot.

Looks like I start on sept 6th As long as I can make it through the myriad of forms they sent me.. This health questionnaire is about 4 pages long and features such questions as "When was the approximate date of your hep B vaccine". I think that was when I was in 4th grade...

I think the legion changes to classes are the most drastic I can remember in recent memory. Everything feels way different.

I'm still angry that olive garden got rid of garlic chicken con broccoli